Since they are filming Spider-Man 3 near my house, I thought I’d write the lead actor an orchestral piece...

I think I’ll call it β€œMr. Holland’s Opus”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leeericewing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What do you call a sick group of orchestral singers

Out of OPERAtion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InvisibleDashing
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One for the orchestral dads: What should you do if you can't afford a fancy trumpet?

Buy a frugelhorn

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I'd never let my children watch the orchestra

There's too much sax and violins

Edit: Thank you so much for the gold and silver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theDwarfed
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If the Red Cross did an orchestral fundraising event...

They could call it The Big Band Aid.

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My friend is planning to do vasectomies on killer whales.

But he prefers the term orchestrating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
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Viewers beware!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/InLoveWithAbsol
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My Dad Pulled This One On Me This Morning.

Me: I'll be back Dad: I'll be Beethoven

Tldr; slow clap

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What's with all the music puns?

I'll try to orchestrate a change.

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