What do you call a woodwind instrument made of brass that only speaks English?

An anglosaxophone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lZombieChaserl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What did the musician shout before he dropped his woodwind instrument?

Timbre

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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My woodwind instrument couldn't afford to pay the rent.

Now it's a Hoboe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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For sale: Slightly used double-reed woodwind. Missing an E...

$50 OBO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IanGecko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2014
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Last night I had a dream

I was playing a woodwind instrument in a concert hall. In my underpants.

I was the flute of the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmdeemer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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What type of music do windmills like?

I heard they're big metal fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mksnicks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Who would win a fight between a flute and a trombone

The flute woodwind.

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