OPINION βˆ’ 3.14 = ONION
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Some people always need their opinions validated.

Am I right ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Don't trust any opinion that's on paper.

It's tearable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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I have no real opinion on frogs or toads.

I'm amphibalent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I asked my dad his opinion on Roe vs. Wade

He said he'd prefer to float.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saucyminnow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Guy's doctor tells him he's sick. He says "I want a second opinion."

Doc says "Okay, you're ugly too."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirty_boris
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Did you hear about the 80s singer who was utterly unyielding in attitude or opinion in spite of all appeals?

He was AdamAnt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anarchyinyourhead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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I have mixed opinions on Asia as a whole

While South Korea is absolutely lively, the rest of Asia is completely Seoulless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avinash333bhat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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That just, like, your opinion.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I never take a horse's opinion personally.

They're always a bunch of neighsayers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My opinion on lifts...

They have their ups and downs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kimenon001
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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In the last weeks campaign, I was asked to get the opinions of women on what shampoo were they currently using........

The most common answer I got was...................... "EEEEKK!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INTO MY BATHROOM???!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What's your opinion on permitting coastal birds to smoke weed?

As I for one think that we should Seagullize Marijuana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cnuttyforehead
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What did the guy say to the arrows opinion

I see your point.

Haha upvote go by by

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_y_bro44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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My cat has opinions about Chinese history. I asked him who their best leader in modern history is:

Mao was all he said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgpitre
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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You should always listen to a midget's opinion

They know what's up

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Today I learned my son hates r/DadJokes. He's been spat on, punched, and verbally abused for his own opinion...

I don't even want to imagine what'll happen when he leaves the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuckDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolcrafter135
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Made my girlfriend laugh at first, then make a pained sound when she got it. 10/10 dad joke in my opinion. /r/Jokes/comments/fu5vmq/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordPirateDuck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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My wife tells me that I need to have opinions

I agree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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If you want an unbiased opinion ask a blind person

They blind test everything

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacksonrr3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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People will respect you personal opinion more if you pronounce it poissonal opinion

It sound more ofishal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jethvader
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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In my opinion, people should wear different deodorants, one under each armpit.

But that’s just my two scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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In my opinion, claustrophobics are the most creative.

They always think out of the box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allgen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Opinion: Dad jokes shouldn't be painful.

Except for the punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Moths
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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My opinion on the new Tesla Cybertruck?

I think it has a sharp design.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/May-Flower-9211
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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My friend used to say this all the time when someone disagreed with an opinion of his. Not sure if it’s appropriate for this sub, but it still makes me laugh when used today.

β€œWell, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those who are, and those who are not, my uncle.”

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Which Denver Broncos' player's opinions are the least controversial?

Noah Fant's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mightierthor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Why doesn't Santa have much of a religious opinion during the holidays?

Due to his diet, he tends to be eggnog-stic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pricklydoughball
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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My opinion of AskReddit

It seems questionable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotJesper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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Public opinion was favorable for local farmer banning outsiders access to hills filled with mushroom on his land.

He had the morel high ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iuntti
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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In my opinion

being a straw sucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bello701
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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My psychologist told me I'm crazy so I asked for a 2nd opinion

He said, "Okay, you're ugly too ".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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In my opinion, the best people focus on themselves.

There's no comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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For a second i thought he actually had an opinion...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrootzyTV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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For Halloween, one of my sons dressed up as the clown from IT, and another son as a Twitter hashtag. They asked me my opinion...

I said "Penny wise, pound foolish"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voip_geek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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My friend asked me my opinion on the National Debt...

I said it is big enough to take care of itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptnKarisma
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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You wanna know my opinion on negative pressure?

It sucks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dexemplu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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I just took 3.142 out of an opinion

Now it's just an onion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toxic254
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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What is your opinion of feather pillows?

I’m down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KIrvine77
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Don't know what's your opinion about that, but being immune from dangerous diseases..

..is worth a shot.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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I don't really care about Mr. Cone's opinion

But I think he has a solid point

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealComradeMeep
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Some people always want their opinion validated

Am I right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheViralClovers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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What is an opinion without 3.14?

An onion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikoklis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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What’s an opinion without 3.14?

An onion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blimpymcblimpface
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Opinion - 3.14 = Onion

Opinion - 3.14 = Onion

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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An opinion without 3.14

is an onion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dank_m33m
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2016
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