OPINION β 3.14 = ONION
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Some people always need their opinions validated.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Don't trust any opinion that's on paper.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
I have no real opinion on frogs or toads.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
I asked my dad his opinion on Roe vs. Wade
He said he'd prefer to float.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Guy's doctor tells him he's sick. He says "I want a second opinion."
Doc says "Okay, you're ugly too."
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︎ Jan 08 2021
Did you hear about the 80s singer who was utterly unyielding in attitude or opinion in spite of all appeals?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
I have mixed opinions on Asia as a whole
While South Korea is absolutely lively, the rest of Asia is completely Seoulless.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
That just, like, your opinion.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
I never take a horse's opinion personally.
They're always a bunch of neighsayers
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︎ Nov 27 2020
My opinion on lifts...
They have their ups and downs
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︎ Oct 28 2020
In the last weeks campaign, I was asked to get the opinions of women on what shampoo were they currently using........
The most common answer I got was......................
"EEEEKK!! HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INTO MY BATHROOM???!!!"
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What's your opinion on permitting coastal birds to smoke weed?
As I for one think that we should Seagullize Marijuana
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︎ Sep 08 2020
What did the guy say to the arrows opinion
I see your point.
Haha upvote go by by
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︎ Sep 01 2020
My cat has opinions about Chinese history. I asked him who their best leader in modern history is:
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︎ Sep 12 2020
You should always listen to a midget's opinion
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︎ May 18 2020
Today I learned my son hates r/DadJokes. He's been spat on, punched, and verbally abused for his own opinion...
I don't even want to imagine what'll happen when he leaves the house.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Opinion
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︎ May 30 2020
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︎ Apr 03 2020
My wife tells me that I need to have opinions
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︎ Jun 11 2020
If you want an unbiased opinion ask a blind person
They blind test everything
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︎ Jun 22 2020
People will respect you personal opinion more if you pronounce it poissonal opinion
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︎ Apr 18 2020
In my opinion, people should wear different deodorants, one under each armpit.
But thatβs just my two scents.
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︎ Dec 05 2019
In my opinion, claustrophobics are the most creative.
They always think out of the box.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
Opinion: Dad jokes shouldn't be painful.
Except for the punchline.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
My opinion on the new Tesla Cybertruck?
I think it has a sharp design.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
My friend used to say this all the time when someone disagreed with an opinion of his. Not sure if itβs appropriate for this sub, but it still makes me laugh when used today.
βWell, there are two kinds of people in this world. Those who are, and those who are not, my uncle.β
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︎ Mar 04 2020
Which Denver Broncos' player's opinions are the least controversial?
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Why doesn't Santa have much of a religious opinion during the holidays?
Due to his diet, he tends to be eggnog-stic
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︎ Dec 22 2019
My opinion of AskReddit
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︎ Jan 16 2018
Public opinion was favorable for local farmer banning outsiders access to hills filled with mushroom on his land.
He had the morel high ground.
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︎ Nov 06 2019
In my opinion
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︎ Oct 15 2019
My psychologist told me I'm crazy so I asked for a 2nd opinion
He said, "Okay, you're ugly too ".
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︎ Sep 25 2019
In my opinion, the best people focus on themselves.
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︎ Sep 27 2019
For a second i thought he actually had an opinion...
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︎ Jan 28 2019
For Halloween, one of my sons dressed up as the clown from IT, and another son as a Twitter hashtag. They asked me my opinion...
I said "Penny wise, pound foolish"
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︎ Oct 20 2019
My friend asked me my opinion on the National Debt...
I said it is big enough to take care of itself.
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︎ Sep 19 2019
You wanna know my opinion on negative pressure?
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︎ Apr 12 2019
I just took 3.142 out of an opinion
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︎ Jul 16 2019
What is your opinion of feather pillows?
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︎ Aug 18 2019
Don't know what's your opinion about that, but being immune from dangerous diseases..
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︎ Jul 10 2019
I don't really care about Mr. Cone's opinion
But I think he has a solid point
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︎ Jul 30 2019
Some people always want their opinion validated
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︎ Jan 24 2021
What is an opinion without 3.14?
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Whatβs an opinion without 3.14?
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︎ Dec 27 2018
Opinion - 3.14 = Onion
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︎ May 29 2019
An opinion without 3.14
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