Operates Puns

A list of puns related to "Operates"

Dogs can't operate MRI machines,

But cats-can.

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👤︎ u/Xenonthewizlard
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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What's similar between strippers and those who operate election booths?

They're both poll workers.

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👤︎ u/Useless-Chicken
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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Yesterday I met Sally, a young woman who operates a battery kiosk at our local community park.

Sally sells C-cells by the Seesaw.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ May 22 2020
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My dog is angry because he can’t operate the MRI machine....

But the Catscan!

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👤︎ u/HaysStays
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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The First Bank of Magic Only Needs Two Things to Operate it's Banks:

A Penn and a Teller.

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👤︎ u/SuperDave-1
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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This remote at my gfs operates the lights and fans. Its very fan-see if you ask me.
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👤︎ u/Smeglougainess
📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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What do you name a boat that can self-operate?

A.I. Captain

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👤︎ u/kilokiilo
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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What do you call a surgeon that operates on dinosaur hearts?

A Cardio Jurassic Surgeon

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👤︎ u/PieceMaker42
📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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Dogs can't operate MRI machines, imgur.com/Z8s02Gh
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👤︎ u/missbubblestt
📅︎ Feb 25 2018
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When they use prisoners to operate call centres.....

..do they use cell phones?

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👤︎ u/Blarty97
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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What is a dentist's favourite time of day to operate?

Tooth-hurty

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👤︎ u/DeepPocketsShortArms
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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Why can’t a Dog operate a M.R.I Machine?

I don’t know, But Cats can.

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👤︎ u/TheBubbles47_Real
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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I had aspirations of being a doctor when I grew up. My dad said he would never let me operate on him.

Fine, I said, suture self.

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👤︎ u/johnnybravoh
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/Oliviamaida
📅︎ Dec 30 2018
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I made a machine to operate the oars on my boat..

I made a row-bot.

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👤︎ u/Fat_Hitchhiker
📅︎ Jan 03 2017
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An electric train can only operate

... if there's a conductor.

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👤︎ u/jefe317
📅︎ Aug 17 2015
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Does the power grid in Jerusalem operate at DEUS VOLT?
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👤︎ u/MigratingCocofruit
📅︎ Jun 12 2017
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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.

But catscan.

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👤︎ u/VVIIVVI
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.

But catscan.

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👤︎ u/Odinnextgen
📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.

But catscan.

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👤︎ u/Dani_SF
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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Dogs can not operate MRI machines

But catscan

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👤︎ u/scooby_dyver
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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Dogs can't operate MRI scanners.

But CATSCAN.

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👤︎ u/avigyan_33
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners.

But Catscan.

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👤︎ u/stubbly_bubbly
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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Dogs cant operate MRI machines

But catscan

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👤︎ u/jaaacclk
📅︎ May 10 2020
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Yesterday I met Sally, a young woman who operates a battery kiosk at our local community park.

Sally sells C-cells by the Seesaw.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ May 22 2020
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Dogs can't operate MRI machines

But catscan

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👤︎ u/Trtlman
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines but catscan
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👤︎ u/dave11899
📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines...

But CAT scan.

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👤︎ u/Trasshhhhhaccuonru
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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Dogs can’t operate MRI scans.

But catscan.

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👤︎ u/Spacedynasaur
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners

But Catscan

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👤︎ u/MJBGaming
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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Dogs cannot operate an MRI

But catscan

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👤︎ u/Celt9782
📅︎ May 07 2019
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Did you know that dogs can't operate MRI machines?

But catscan

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👤︎ u/Blazingfire17
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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Dogs can’t operate MRI scanners

But catscan!

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👤︎ u/call8212
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines, but CATSCAN
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👤︎ u/Cathslinger
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines...

...but cats can.

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👤︎ u/Guie_LeDouche
📅︎ Jul 25 2018
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Dogs can't operate MRI scanners.

But Catscan!

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👤︎ u/QuasiRuneScape
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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Dogs cant operate an MRI scanner...

but cats can.

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👤︎ u/groundhogsaretheifs
📅︎ Sep 25 2018
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A dog can’t operate an MRI machine

But CAT Scan

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👤︎ u/barking_oinks
📅︎ Sep 15 2018
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Dogs can't operate MRI machines but CATscan
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👤︎ u/liquid_nitrogenn
📅︎ Oct 26 2018
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Dogs can't operate MRI machines

but catscan

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👤︎ u/Charles_Foxtrot
📅︎ May 31 2018
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Dogs cant operate MRI Machines

But catscan

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👤︎ u/Riresurmort
📅︎ Sep 10 2018
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Dogs can’t operate MRI machines ...

But catscan

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👤︎ u/captainkrinking
📅︎ Nov 11 2018
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Dogs can’t operate mri scanners...

But catscan

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👤︎ u/Kyoungjr17
📅︎ Sep 07 2018
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Dogs can't operate an MRI machine

But catscan

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👤︎ u/command_613
📅︎ Sep 10 2016
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TIL dogs cannot operate MRI machines...

.... but catscan.

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👤︎ u/bjhenson2
📅︎ Aug 10 2017
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Dogs can't operate MRI machines

But Catscan.

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👤︎ u/IAMBiSH
📅︎ May 25 2017
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Dogs can't operate an MRI Machine..

but catscan

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👤︎ u/omnipeasant
📅︎ Sep 25 2016
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Dogs can't operate MRI machines

But catscan

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👤︎ u/davyh1234
📅︎ Aug 11 2017
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