Oman Proper Puns

Edit: thank you so much for all the answers, I will follow your suggestion to get baggy clothes and cover shoulders, neckline and legs.

What about bathsuit outside hotels/private beach? I read different indications..some talks about bikinis, but looks me so strange..should the arms be covered on the beach as well or just having a covered neckline is enough?

The New Order: Last Days of Europe

v1.2.0 “Toolbox Theory”

Major Additions

• Entirely reworked the economy mechanic, including but not limited to production, construction, and trade
• New laws menu, adjusted to TT changes (remade into smaller rectangles and with added sliders about policies effectiveness)
• Added a Foreign Policy mechanic to all Superpowers
• Added Proxy Conflicts to the Philippines, West Africa, the Maho campaign, Congo, Angola, Madagascar, Gazaland, and Malaysia
• Added the Oil Crisis conflicts, South Africa, the Iberian Wars, the Iranian Civil War, and the Indonesian Civil War to the Foreign Policy mechanic
• Added in new buildings and satisfaction and coverage mechanics for them
• Implemented over 100 subideologies for all ideologies
• Reworked the World Tension meter
• Reworked the Industry Research Tab
• Implemented a new Policy Effectiveness mechanic, denoting the effectiveness of a nation’s laws
• Reworked Long Yun content, and facelifted Lu Han content
• Added several new mechanics to Long Yun and Lu Han
• Added new endings to the Western Insurrection
• Rework and content expansion for Kaya
• Added a shared bills mechanic for all Japan PMs
• Order 44 has been heavily reworked
• Iberia now has a new, reworked economic tree
• Added a wartime and post-war devastation mechanic to the English Civil War
• Added wartime focus trees to the English Civil War
• Reworked pre-war trees to the English gov't and HMMLR
• Added 100 days of content to Arthur Chesterton's England and David Stirling's England
• Facelifted SBA content across the board, including a new collapse and facelifted mechanics
• Facelifted Burgundy’s content, including new mechanics and a new AI Collapse scenario, with unique responses for Germany and America
• Added a new Arcade Mode feature for completed campaigns
• Added a mechanic between America, Collaborationist England and Germany to determine which faction England joins
• Bennett has received a major facelift, rethinking how he personally feels about the Civil Rights Act and changing his foreign tree to establish the "Community of Free Nations"
• Reworked Brazil's Military trees, expanding the Sorbonne elections and adding two hardliner paths
• Totally facelifted the Comintern mechanic to no longer consist solely of spam for economic investment
• Added uranium deposits to the world map

Minor Additions

• Added Scotland and Norway to the country select screen
• Igor Shafarevich is now a wholesome c

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

I woke up today to the news about abolishment of ICC super league for the next cycle. The reason given by ICC is 2027 is a 14 team wc and super league is difficult to fit in? . Are you for real? Out of all the adjustments they could have come up with, they just decided to get rid of it altogether.

ICC super league is one of the few good things that happened tilo Cricket in last decade. It seemed like finally there is a proper structure for international cricket and teams qualify for world cups based on merit instead of their icc status. But now all of them are gone. No matter what Netherlands do in this super league, they will be kicked out with no guarantee of fixtures against good international teams in the next wc cycle.

What about teams like Scotland and Oman who were battling it out in league 2 with the hope of winning the promotion? Pigs at icc who decide these things be like "Umm sorry guys no promotion for you! Just play among yourselves, don't bother us"

And atleast they didn't give this concept a proper chance. Most of the super leagues games are yet to be played and things would get really heat up towards the end with wc qualification on the line and threat of relegation looming. Not to mention the valuable context super league provided to bilateral series. Even a dead rubber is not actually a dead rubber because wc qualification points are still on the line. But ICC threw it all away witout any hesitation, any consideration at all.

Imagine a Netherlands team qualifying for a wc with the experience of playing 24 games agains full members in last for cycles. Then imagine the same team qualifying for the wc without having any such experience. Which team is gonna bring more value to the world cup? What's the whole fucking point of expanding the world cup in 2027 if 4 or 5 qualified teams have no playing experience against top teams in last 4 years. They will just get thrashed and then everyone will preach how assocites make world cup boring and next thing we know, we will be back with a 10 team wc.

Honestly fuck people who run this sport who believe it's all about money and have zero interest in growing the game. Most of the influential full members would rather play among themselves or expand their cash cows of domestic T20 leagues which for me does not hold a candle for what international cricket is.

I dream of a day when Cricket is actually a global game. A day when we have 14,15 competetive international teams. But thank you ICC

While deep-diving into the finer points of magic in Warhammer Fantasy and Age of Sigmar, I found myself deep-diving into the background of the Gods of Law. What are the Gods of Law? They're the opposites of the Gods of Chaos, in fact they were birthed at the same time as the Chaos Gods!

So why is it that we don't often see references to such critcally important beings, given how prominent the Gods of Chaos are? The answer lies in their origins and the time of their development in Warhammer Fantasy, timing that would likewise lead to the loss of the Chaos God Malal from newer canon. In this post, I wish to illuminate the lore on these beings, why they lost prominence, and also speculate as to their current nature.

#General Background

The Law Gods are actually never mentioned in any Armybook, but rather they are a product of the Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay games with references within Black Library publications. There are three gods of Law, which I order from most prominent in the lore to least:

1. Solkan, the master of vengeance

2. Arianka, a female god associated with Life Elementals

3. Alluminas, the master of light.

Here is their description in the 1^st edition Fantast Roleplay book:

>The Gods of Law came into existence at the same time as the Chaos Gods, and arc dedicated to their own ideals of permanence and stability. If they were to succeed in overthrowing the Chaos Gods and establishing their own rule over the Known World, all change and development would cease, and nothing would ever change. The Gods of Law arc worshipped by a few individuals in the Old 'World; though their worship is not proscribed, it is not popular either. Most Old Worlders prefer their own, mostly Neutral, deities.

>Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay 1^st Edition, pg. 210

Perhaps the best description of the nature of their worship can be found in the Vampire Genevieve novel:

>This high in the Grey Mountains the air was as sharp as a razor; as he inhaled, he felt its cutting pass in his lungs. Trying desperately not to wheeze and thus lose his habitual decorum, Bernabe Scheydt completed his mid-morning devotions to the gods of Law. Solkan, Arianka and Alluminas. At the dig, the first thing he had ordered was the erection of a sundial. A fixed point on the world, shadow revolving precisely with the inexorable movement of sun and moons, the sundial was the perfect altar for worship of order.

>Vampire Genevieve, by Jack Yeovil

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They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

Hello everyone! Like last time, this hotfix doesn’t bring anything major, outside of some changes in preparation for future work. However, there were quite a few reported bugs since 0.19.1, including several that could derail playthroughs, so we decided to release a second hotfix for March on the Drina. Enjoy, and stay tuned for news as to what the next release might be!

• The KR4 team

Changes

Notable Additions

• The Vilayet of Armenia no longer exists on the map as a country, and instead is now held directly by the Ottomans. This is a change done in preparation for future work on the Caucasus’ content.
• Britain’s population is no longer 3M smaller than its OTL value.
• The Garner-Wagner Bill passing or failing is now an event choice, instead of being random.
• Russia can now request alliances with countries that claim its lands - but the latter have a very high chance of requesting the return of their cores in exchange for joining the Moscow Accord.
• Wars now cause a -30% stability penalty as in vanilla.

GFX

• Portraits
  • Combined Syndicates of America: Robert S. Allen
  • Commune of France: Clément Blanc, Édouard Peisson
  • Paraguay: Eligio Ayala
  • United States of America: Alf Landon
• New icons:
  • Lebanon
  • Persia
• New flags for Buganda, Socialist Korea, Nepal, socialist Netherlands..
• Updated flag renders for Afghanistan, Belgium, Canada, Dominion of India, Germany, German East Asia, German State, Left Kuomintang, Mittelafrika, Rhodesia, Südwestafrika, Tibet and Wallonia.

Mapping

• Reworked the borders of the Kars Oblast and corrected the position of Lake Sevan.
• Expanded the Murmansk state to cover the Murman Railway.
• Added a new victory point to Karelia, and adjusted its population.
• Edited the Caucasian terrain map.
• Adjusted Kars’ area.
• Added a strategic region for the Persian Gulf.
• Fixed a frontline issue near Johannesburg in the Transvaal.
• Fixed Bermuda being a desert.

Other Changes

• North America
  • Centroamerica’s Moderados are now RadSoc.
  • Costa Rica can no longer unify Central America by simply having the same government as them.
  • Added Robert S. Allen to the CSA's commander roster.
  • For Guatemala, Ubico's coup can't trigger for puppets anymore.
  • Haiti’s Monte Cristi national focus now bypasses if the Dominican Republic is dead.
  • Renamed some New Englander equipment to not be Canadian.
  • The US splinters will now never break the ceasefire during its first month, even if

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

So this is my second post cuz i did one before and got some advice but my sugar glider is still the same. Its been 2 months since we got him and he shows no signs of being friendly. He is so aggressive that i can’t even properly give him food i have to drop it between the holes in the cage. I would be fighting for my life every time i try to get him water. He will crab, lunge and try to bite and scratch me every time i get close to his cage. I put a piece of clothing with my scent on it so he can get used to it but there has been no progress so far. I also place treats in my hand and when i try to give it to him he will attack me first before taking the food. I was told to take him out the cage and let him roam around a bit in like a bonding tent but I don’t feel comfortable with that because he is so aggressive. I dont have a bonding tent so the best thing I’ve got is my room and even then i feel like if i let him out he won’t return to his cage so I’ll have to find a way to lure him back in.

Im trying my best with him but he attacks me every opportunity he gets. He’s male and 10 months old, any advice i can get would be helpful

Update: so everyone is telling me to get him a companion but that is not an option, we live in the middle east and the country is very small. The only way we could get him one is to pay one to get shipped from Australia or oman which would cost well over $600. I need options outside of getting him a companion and i know its very difficult but its either this or giving him away.

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

The New Order : Last Days of Europe

Changelog - 1.2.0c

Minor Additions

• Made it possible for the C.A.R to reach its Diplomatic Decolonization ending
• Overhauled the AI strategies for the Western Insurrection

Balance Changes

• Gave the C.A.R Cores on its territory
• Added more buildings to the African RKs
• Halved the Political Power Gain from being a Superpower Japan and her Spherelings should now be more active in the Great Asian War
• Rebalanced some strong Generals
• Halved the PP Loss on SAW Discontent
• Reduced SAW Discontent Gain dramatically
• Reduced the political effect from proxy war conclusions for the USA.
• Improved how AI handles the Western Insurrection Warlord GUI
• Reduced the effects of Gazaland Devastation and Chinese focuses in the context of poverty

Other Changes

• Added a Cold War Victory for Japan and the Great Asian War
• Reenabled some dissident event chains for Yunnan
• Made it so that Westmoreland and Lavelle can't command the US and Mandates at once
• Added Description to OFN East Africa/C.A.R Ministers
• Fixed the GUI Bar for African Mandates in the Foreign Policy tab
• Added Creighton Abrams as a new US Field Marshal
• Jola will join the WAC on the side of Wolofia
• West African nations lose national spirits to reflect changes
• Added some new icons
• Added a bio to John D Lavelle as a general
• Changed Savimbi's Popularity Piechart post OFN-Mandate to feature the MPLA
• Added Policy Effectiveness to the OFN Mandates
• Made it so that Creighton Abrams, John D. Lavelle, and William Westmoreland transfers to the Mandates as generals to avoid duplicates, and makes them return after the Mandates end.
• Added an epilogue event to the C.A.R.
• QOL Improvements
• Hid the available trigger for Yunnan decision "Our Mission" since this decision merely acts as an info button

Bug Fixes

• Novosibirsk no longer nukes Texas's economy
• Capitulating the Boers following the formation of the Grossafrikanischer Reichsstaat no longer causes the war to instantly end and for only the East African mandate to form
• Fixed various misspellings of "Kanlurang" as "Kanrulang"
• Partial fix to some policy effectiveness tooltips not being properly defined
• Fixed the invest button in Battle of Sichuan mechanic doesn't have a cooldown
• Fixed a misleading tooltip in the invest button of Battle of Sichuan mechanic, where having insufficient pp / guns to invest is displayed as not meeting the cooldown requirement
• Fixed A