Kintaro Oe is THE GOLDEN BOY. How do you properly greet him?

A-U!

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/Bonanza86
📅︎ Jan 27 2017
🚨︎ report
My son was born today (totally true story)

A couple of hours later, I text my wife

"I don't want to alarm you, but I'm the hospital"

edit: the original message

👍︎ 4
💬︎
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a bunch of idiots that fall over?

Dumb-n-oes

👍︎ 8
💬︎
👤︎ u/ekrub1022
📅︎ Sep 09 2019
🚨︎ report
What's a rubber gasket on an aircraft carrier called?

A Navy Seal.

Credit to /u/Repulzz for their post.

I wasn't sure on the crossposting rules, but I really thought this joke was r/dadjokes material.

👍︎ 18
💬︎
👤︎ u/Seanpkd30
📅︎ Aug 07 2018
🚨︎ report
Dad Joke for Star Wars Day

This one made me lose it this morning!

👍︎ 212
💬︎
👤︎ u/Bonzo205
📅︎ May 04 2015
🚨︎ report
Who would win in a fight?
👍︎ 12
💬︎
👤︎ u/MRdaBakkle
📅︎ Aug 21 2016
🚨︎ report
Dad...is that you?

http://i.imgur.com/oeXvA4I.png

👍︎ 4
💬︎
📅︎ Feb 21 2015
🚨︎ report
Two dadjokes I used on my friend, now posted from his perspective on facebook
👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/DemRocks
📅︎ Nov 26 2014
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.