Kintaro Oe is THE GOLDEN BOY. How do you properly greet him?

A-U!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonanza86
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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What makes boaters such positive people?

Their can-oe attitude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hollywoodhank
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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My son was born today (totally true story)

A couple of hours later, I text my wife

"I don't want to alarm you, but I'm the hospital"

edit: the original message

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Einstine1984
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What do you call a bunch of idiots that fall over?

Dumb-n-oes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ekrub1022
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Dad Joke for Star Wars Day

This one made me lose it this morning!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonzo205
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2015
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What's a rubber gasket on an aircraft carrier called?

A Navy Seal.

Credit to /u/Repulzz for their post.

I wasn't sure on the crossposting rules, but I really thought this joke was r/dadjokes material.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seanpkd30
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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Who would win in a fight?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRdaBakkle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2016
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Dad...is that you?

http://i.imgur.com/oeXvA4I.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pandemonium7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2015
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Two dadjokes I used on my friend, now posted from his perspective on facebook
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