I see your one egg is an oeuf joke... (https://old.reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/holwt9/why_do_the_french_never_have_two_eggs_for/)
But remember the real reason is because they don't deux-oeuf it.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
In USA you get about 4 eggs in your breakfast. In France one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Oeuf, eh?
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︎ Jan 16 2019
Why are French omelettes small?
Because in France one egg is an oeuf.
(My children are not laughing)
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Life is Pain
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What's an egg worth?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
I interrupted my friend when he said he had the best egg puns saying...
Iβm really happy for you Omelette you finish, but I have the best egg puns around
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︎ Mar 03 2020
I ordered an egg dish at a restaurant. When I finished, I asked the waiter for another one and he said...
"No, sir, that's un oeuf."
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︎ Nov 26 2019
So this whole Kylie Jenner being replaced by an egg as the most likely photo...
I hear she was oeuf-ended.
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︎ Jan 19 2019
I made a two egg omelette for breakfast.
I should have used three. One more egg would have been un oeuf.
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︎ Aug 31 2019
How many eggs does it take to make a French omelette?
One, 'cause one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Mar 12 2019
What noise does an egg make when it hits a wall?
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︎ Feb 11 2019
A traditional French omelette only has one egg
I thought it was strange, that all omelettes are so small, but in France they say that one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Dec 20 2017
Why don't French people eat many eggs?
Because once they've had one, they've had an oeuf
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︎ May 06 2018
A French baker dropped his last egg...
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︎ Dec 02 2018
When eating eggs with my dad
Sometimes when we eat breakfast together, I'll decide I want eggs - I usually take two or three. I live in a bilingual family - half French, half English. So I ask him, in English;
-Dad, do you want one or two eggs?
-Only one. Un oeuf is un oeuf.
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︎ Jun 01 2014
How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?
1, because in France 1 egg is "un oeuf".
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︎ Jul 27 2016
My dad constantly said this when I misbehaved as a child. Heard this for many years before I finally got it.
"An egg is an egg! Or as the French would say, 'An oeuf is an oeuf'."
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︎ Sep 07 2013
Why do the French only eat one egg at breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Do you know why the French only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why do the French never have two eggs for breakfast?
Because in France, one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Why do the French have small breakfasts ?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Why can't a Frenchman eat more than one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
Why do the French only have a single egg at breakfast?
Because one egg is an oeuf
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︎ Aug 13 2019
Why do the french only use one egg when baking a cake?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jan 27 2019
Why donβt French people have two eggs for breakfast...
... because in France one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Why do french people only eat one egg?
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Why did the Frenchman only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Sep 16 2018
Why are French omelettes so small?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Mar 21 2019
The French usually only have a single egg for breakfast...
... because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jun 15 2019
I made a two egg omelette for breakfast today.
I should have used three eggs. One more egg would be un oeuf.
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︎ Sep 01 2019
Why did the French chef use only one egg when he made his omelette?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jun 09 2018
French people donβt have two eggs for breakfast.......
.......because in France one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jun 15 2019
Why do the French only eat one egg a day?
Because un oeuf is un oeuf.
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︎ Oct 19 2017
Why do the French only use one egg in a cake?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
why does a frenchman only have one egg for breakfast?
because one egg is un oeuf
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︎ Aug 05 2018
Did you know that traditionally, in france, omelettes were made with only one egg?
Because one egg is un oueff!
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︎ Jul 14 2017
Why did the Frenchman only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Sep 16 2018
French dad joke: how many eggs do you want?
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︎ Aug 27 2014
For Breakfast;
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︎ Feb 11 2017
Why did the Frenchman only cook one egg?
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︎ Jun 23 2015
Why do the french only ever have one egg
Because one egg is un oeuf
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︎ Feb 08 2015
Why do you only get one egg for breakfast in France?
Because one egg is an oeuf.
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