Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night...shouldβve put it on aloha setting!
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︎ Jul 23 2019
Really nice bit of furniture I spotted earlier. Just think it should have been Aloha price.
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︎ May 10 2019
Absolutely livid. Bought a Hawaiian pizza for dinner and I've just burned it. Should've cooked it on aloha temperature.
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︎ Oct 30 2018
Talking to my dad about ALOHA-NET
I'm currently taking a course in computer communication, and explained some of the history of the internet and networking in general with my parents.
When I got to the part about wireless connections, I mentioned that the first wireless data network was the ALOHA-NET, which was developed on the Hawaii islands.
Dad was quiet for a few seconds, and then said with a smile:
"Is that why it's called HawaiiFi?
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︎ Oct 14 2013
April Fools Jokes donβt get any big laughs in Hawaii.
They only get a low βHaβ.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Do they allow loud, big, hearty laughs in Hawaii?
Or does it have to be aloha?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
I accidentally burned my Hawaiian pizza.
Should have used aloha temperature.
My son made that one up. Proud poppa here!
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︎ Apr 27 2021
Burnt my hawaiian pizza today...
Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
EDIT: Thanks for the awards, y'all!
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Cooking a Hawaiian pizza and don't want to burn it?
Be sure to cook it at aloha temperature.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Hawaiin court over turns travel ban, says Muslims are welcome.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Iβm a proud dad. My daughter just told me this joke. In Hawaii, do people laugh loud?
Or is it a low ha (Aloha)
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Grrrrr... I've just burnt my Hawaiin pizza....
Should have cooked it on aloha heat.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
My 9yr old came up with: How do you greet someone who is laughing quietly?
With βa low haβ (aloha)!
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Pineapple on pizza?
Nothing wrong with pineapple on your pizza, you just need to cook it at aloha temperature.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
Today, I say farewell to a beloved Star Wars character...
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︎ Aug 01 2020
I couldn't afford the trip to Hawaii
I had to put it on "leiaway"
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︎ Dec 17 2016
What would a terrorist say when going to Hawaii?
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Aloha akbar
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︎ Apr 18 2018
Hawaii Puns
Hello punsters!
My fiancee and I are having a combined bachelor and bachelorette party that will be Hawaii themed and sadly I got stuck coming up with the invite.
I know reddit is full of quips and puns so any help would be greatly appreciated. The gist of the party will be bring a dish to pass around, wear Hawaii themed clothes, and after we will be playing board/trivia games.
I already have something along the lines of dress in your hawaiian clothes to ensure you'll get leigh'd, but any help you wordsmiths can offer would be great!
Thanks reddit!
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︎ Sep 30 2012
Hi, do you know of any other abbreviations for Hawaii?
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︎ Dec 06 2013
What did the Hawaiian suicide bomber yell before he blew himself up?
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︎ Dec 19 2017
What did the Hawaiian Prince say to the Calamari General?
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︎ Jan 12 2017
I burnt the Hawaiian pizza
i should have cooked it on aloha temperature
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︎ Apr 06 2021
I just burned my Hawaiian pizza
Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Just burnt my Hawaiin pizza...
...should have put it on aloha setting.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
I Burned My Hawaiian Pizza
I should have used Aloha temperature.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today
Should have cooked it at aloha temperature
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︎ Apr 02 2020
I just burned my Hawaiian pizza
Guess I should cooked it at aloha temperature
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︎ Sep 15 2020
I burned my hawaiian pizza.
I guess I should have used aloha temperature.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
I shouldβve cooked it on aloha temperature...
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︎ Aug 05 2019
oh jeez
Just burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
I should've put it on aloha temperature
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza
Shouldβve cooked it on aloha temperature
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︎ May 04 2020
Burnt my hawaiian pizza last night.
Should have put the oven on aloha setting!
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︎ Feb 08 2019
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today...
... Shouldβve cooked it at aloha temperature.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
I just burned my Hawaiian pizza.
I guess I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
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︎ Mar 07 2020
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today
I should have cooked it at aloha temperature
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Burned my Hawaiian pizza today..
Should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
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︎ Jul 22 2017
Burned my Hawaiian pizza today
I should've cooked it on aloha temperature.
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︎ Jul 31 2018
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza
I should have set it at an aloha temperature
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︎ Nov 10 2018
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night...
...I should have put it on aloha setting.
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︎ Nov 19 2015
Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
Should have cooked it on aloha temperature
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︎ Jul 25 2019
Burned my Hawaiian pizza today,
I should've cooked it on aloha temperature.
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︎ Jun 11 2019
Damn it I just burned my Hawaiian Pizza
I guess I shouldβve cooked it on aloha temperature.
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︎ Nov 01 2018
Dammit, I just burned my Hawaiian pizza.
Maybe I should have cooked it on aloha temperature.
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︎ Nov 01 2018
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza yesterday.
I should have cooked it at aloha temperature
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︎ Oct 30 2018
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
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︎ Aug 07 2018
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
I should have cooked it at aloha temperature.
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︎ Feb 01 2017
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today...
I should've put it on aloha setting.
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︎ Apr 12 2017
I just burnt my Hawaiian pizza...
guess I should have put it on aloha temperature.
got if from the yaks
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︎ Jul 07 2018
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.
I should have cooked it at Aloha temperature.
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︎ Jan 28 2017
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza in the oven last night...
I should have cooked it on aloha temperature
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︎ Nov 29 2016
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