Our waiter at a Chinese restaurant said "Soy sauce" . . .

So I said "Hola, Sauce. Soy papรก."

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What did Spanish freshman guy said to the final year girl?

Hola SENIORita

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"Son, what're you drinking" "Soy milk"

"Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"

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Recently, i started learning Spanish

But i can't hola long conversation

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A Father notices his daughter eating Edamame.

Dad: What are you eating?

Girl: Edamame

Dad: Eddie... what?

Girl: Soybeans

Dad: Hola Beans! Soy Dad

...lo siento.

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Soy sauce!

Oh. Pardon my salty language.

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Need a punny title for my screenplay

Hola. I need a punny title for the screenplay. Its a murder mystery type situation but its set in a university halls and instead of a murder, they're investigating the theft of a chicken Kiev from a shared kitchen. go crazy guys!

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My dad got me after my band/orchestra concert last night

important, my family speaks Spanish

After my school's Christmas concert, I went out to eat with my family. They were asking me about some people who were announced for having made it into the All-State Band and Orchestra, one of which was a string bass player (contrabajo in Spanish).

I told them: "Si... Ella toca contrabajo. (Yes... She plays string bass.)"

And my dad replies: "ยฟPues si toca con trabajo, porque la aceptaron? (Well if she plays with difficulty, why did they accept her?)"

TL;DR: Contrabajo = string bass, con trabajo = with difficulty

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The other day I went to get coffee with my boyfriend. Waiting in line, I asked him what he was getting and he said "Soy Latte"

I was proud to immediately come up with "Hola Latte, soy Dad!"

Turns out he doesn't know the least bit Spanish and this was lost on him...

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Whats your nans favourite Spanish breakfast meal?

Gran-hola!

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A dad picks up a bottle of soy sauce and says...

"Hi sauce, soy dad"

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How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?

Theyโ€™re all Manuel. (Cred to my actual dad)

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Talking to himself

Walked into the kitchen to hear my dad talking to himself. Realized I caught him mid conversation with a carton of soy milk.

Soy Milk: nothing it's soy milk.

Dad: Hola milk. ยกSoy Dad!

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What do you call a waving pepper?

A Hola-peno

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Did I take Spanish?

Oh hola no

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Dad at a sushi restaurant

Dad: would you like anything with your sushi?

Son: soy sauce

Dad: Hola sauce, soy dad

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Multilingual Dad Joke

Me: So what is this stuff, anyway?

Son: Soy ice cream.

Me: Hola, Ice Cream. Soy papรก.

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Three food items are having a conversation.

Three food items are having a conversation at a bar.

The first one says "Soy milk."

The second one says "Hola! Soy sauce."

The third one says "Hola, mis amigos! Soy beans."

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Because their is no /f/papรกchistes I guess I have to post it here.

"What would you like to drink...?"

"Soy Milk"

"Hola Milk, me llamo Pierce"

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At a mexican restaurant... Every time.

"Hola, what can I get for you folks?" "Fettucini alfredo. Hehehehehehehee"

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I asked my son what was in his cup he was drinking from

He said, "Soy milk!"

I responded, "Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"

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Dad: What are you drinking?

Son: Soy milk.

Dad: Hola milk, soy es tu padre.

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I asked my son what was in his cup he was drinking from

He said, "Soy milk!"

I responded, "Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"

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I asked my son what was in his cup he was drinking from

He said, "Soy milk!"

I responded, "Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"

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"Soy sauce"

Hola sauce, soy Dad

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Dad asked "Son, what are you drinking?

Son: Soy Milk

Hola Milk. Soy Padre

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Dad: โ€œWhat milk are you drinking son?โ€

Son: โ€œSoy milk.โ€ Dad: โ€œHola milk, soy es tu patre.โ€

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk.

Hola Milk, soy Padre.

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Soy milk

Hola milk, soy dad.

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Soy milk

ยกHola milk! Soy dad.

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A dad and son are eating Chinese food together

Dad: son, what did you just put on your rice?

Son: soy sauce

Dad: hola, Sauce! Soy Papa!

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"Soy Sauce"

Hola Sauce, soy papรก

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Dadjoked at a Chinese restaurant.

Me: Reading food labels "Soy sauce."

Dad: "Hola sauce. Soy Padre."

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"What have you got there son?"

Son: soy milk

Dad: hola milk, soy tu padre

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Dad: Hey son, what are you drinking?

Son: Soy milk. Why? Dad: Hola Milk, soy est tรบ Padre!

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Father: Hey son what are you drinking?

Son: Soy-milk

Father: Hola milk, soy tu padre

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Milk

Son walks up to his dad. Son:Hey dad I need some milk Dad: What kind of milk? Son: You know i'm lactose intolerant, soy milk. Dad: Hola milk, soy tu padre.

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Hey there son, whatcha got there?

>Hey there son, whatcha got there?

Soy milk.

>Hola milk, soy tu padre.

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whaddya got there, son

dad: whaddya got there, son

son: soy milk

dad: hola milk, soy tu padre

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For the Spanish Speakers

"What'r you drinking?"

"Soy milk."

"Hola milk, yo soy padre."

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Soybeans..

Hola, beans! Soy te padre!

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What're you drinking son?

"Soy milk."

"Hola milk. Soy es tu padre.

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