Hola Puns

So I said "Hola, Sauce. Soy papá."

Hola SENIORita

"Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"

But i can't hola long conversation

Dad: What are you eating?

Girl: Edamame

Dad: Eddie... what?

Girl: Soybeans

Dad: Hola Beans! Soy Dad

...lo siento.

Oh. Pardon my salty language.

Hola. I need a punny title for the screenplay. Its a murder mystery type situation but its set in a university halls and instead of a murder, they're investigating the theft of a chicken Kiev from a shared kitchen. go crazy guys!

I was proud to immediately come up with "Hola Latte, soy Dad!"

Turns out he doesn't know the least bit Spanish and this was lost on him...

important, my family speaks Spanish

After my school's Christmas concert, I went out to eat with my family. They were asking me about some people who were announced for having made it into the All-State Band and Orchestra, one of which was a string bass player (contrabajo in Spanish).

I told them: "Si... Ella toca contrabajo. (Yes... She plays string bass.)"

And my dad replies: "¿Pues si toca con trabajo, porque la aceptaron? (Well if she plays with difficulty, why did they accept her?)"

TL;DR: Contrabajo = string bass, con trabajo = with difficulty

Gran-hola!

"Hi sauce, soy dad"

They’re all Manuel. (Cred to my actual dad)

Walked into the kitchen to hear my dad talking to himself. Realized I caught him mid conversation with a carton of soy milk.

Soy Milk: nothing it's soy milk.

Dad: Hola milk. ¡Soy Dad!

A Hola-peno

Oh hola no

Dad: would you like anything with your sushi?

Son: soy sauce

Dad: Hola sauce, soy dad

Me: So what is this stuff, anyway?

Son: Soy ice cream.

Me: Hola, Ice Cream. Soy papá.

Three food items are having a conversation at a bar.

The first one says "Soy milk."

The second one says "Hola! Soy sauce."

The third one says "Hola, mis amigos! Soy beans."

"What would you like to drink...?"

"Soy Milk"

"Hola Milk, me llamo Pierce"

"Hola, what can I get for you folks?" "Fettucini alfredo. Hehehehehehehee"

He said, "Soy milk!"

I responded, "Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"

Son: Soy milk.

Dad: Hola milk, soy es tu padre.

He said, "Soy milk!"

I responded, "Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"

He said, "Soy milk!"

I responded, "Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"

Hola sauce, soy Dad

Son: Soy Milk

Hola Milk. Soy Padre

Son: “Soy milk.” Dad: “Hola milk, soy es tu patre.”

Soy milk.

Hola Milk, soy Padre.

Hola milk, soy dad.

¡Hola milk! Soy dad.

Dad: son, what did you just put on your rice?

Son: soy sauce

Dad: hola, Sauce! Soy Papa!

Hola Sauce, soy papá

Son: soy milk

Dad: hola milk, soy tu padre

Me: Reading food labels "Soy sauce."

Dad: "Hola sauce. Soy Padre."

Son: Soy milk. Why? Dad: Hola Milk, soy est tú Padre!

Son: Soy-milk

Father: Hola milk, soy tu padre

Son walks up to his dad. Son:Hey dad I need some milk Dad: What kind of milk? Son: You know i'm lactose intolerant, soy milk. Dad: Hola milk, soy tu padre.

>Hey there son, whatcha got there?

Soy milk.

>Hola milk, soy tu padre.

"What'r you drinking?"

"Soy milk."

"Hola milk, yo soy padre."

dad: whaddya got there, son

son: soy milk

dad: hola milk, soy tu padre

Hola, beans! Soy te padre!

"Soy milk."

"Hola milk. Soy es tu padre.