A man recently immigrated to a new land were he doesn’t speak the language. His fellow workers take him to lunch everyday. One of them teaches him to order Apple Pie and Coffee for himself. For weeks, this is all he orders.

Morning, Apple Pie and Coffee. Noon, Apple Pie and Coffee. Night, Apple Pie and Coffee. Getting tired of this same meal, he asks his coworkers to teach him a new dish to order. He learns Steak and Eggs.

Waitress: Hiya hon’, Apple Pie and Coffee as usual?

Man (smiling proudly): Steak and Eggs!

Waitress: Oh! Changing it up to day! How would you like your eggs? Scrambled, sunny side up, poached, fried? How would you like your steak? Rare, medium rare, medium, medium well, well? . . . . . .

Man: ... Apple Pie and Coffee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObiOneToo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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What did the ninja do when he wanted to get people for his new business?

He hiya!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huhmanrawx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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Dad joked the karate school.

Instructor: "We had to fire one of our karate instructors"

Me: "Why don't you Hiya! a new one?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Astrolabeman
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2014
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Dadjoked my dad!

Doing some last-minute Christmas shopping, so we went our separate ways. Couple of hours later I called him to see where he was. This is how our phone call went down:

Me: Hiya Dad, where are you?

Dad: I'm just in Boots.

Me: Well, Justin, could you pass the phone to my dad please?

I won't forget about this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamscully
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2013
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