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Hallo Puns

A list of puns related to "Hallo"

Hallo there!
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👤︎ u/ZachToonz
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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Hallo! A license plate frame for you
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👤︎ u/apaloosafire
📅︎ Nov 07 2017
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How rich are garbage men?

Filthy

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👤︎ u/Sirpeterdick
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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Why can’t witches get pregnant?

Because their husbands have “hallo weenies”. Lol happy holidays y’all.

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👤︎ u/Lil_Username_
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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How do you greet a dinosaur?

“Hallo-saurus”

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👤︎ u/Kbridges89
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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How do you greet a German Shepherd in their native language?

Guten Dog!

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👤︎ u/hausofthedead
📅︎ Oct 25 2018
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This guy called Ween meets up with an old German friend.

"Hallo, Ween!" said the German.

"Shut up, do I really look that bad?" Ween asked.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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