A list of puns related to "Allo"
Google Allo comes with what they are calling Google Assistant. You can ask it to tell you jokes and so far they are all like dad jokes. What's more you can have it schedule a daily delivery at a certain time.
For example here are some:
> Why did the coffee taste like mud? >> Because it was ground just a couple of minutes ago ☕️
> How do you get over a fear of elevators? >> Just take some steps to avoid them!
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Well it’s quicker than saying “‘Allo Vera...!”
'Allo, 'allo, 'allo! You seem 'armless enough. 'Op in!
As soon as they found out they were in trouble, they started over the radio, “Mayday, Mayday, We are Sinking, I repeat, We are sinking!”
A little while later the German Coast Guard responds, “ Allo, zis is zee German Coast Guard, Vat are you sinking about?”
Every time he pulls it out of the medicine cabinet, the family hears a great big 'ALLO SIG' from Dad, as if he were a cockney brit saying hi to someone named Sig.
Every bloody time. Same thing happens if any of us need aloe vera.
I asked it to tell me a dirty joke
Why did the coffee taste like mud?
Because it was ground just a few minutes ago
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