The other night I tried to kill a vampire with a really big pointy stick, but my aim was terrible.
It was a giant missed stake.
What do you call a Pokémon with a speech impediment?
A Heliolisp
I wrote a story about someone who is experiencing angst about buying batteries:
"A? AA? AAA? AAAA!"
What do you get when you cross the flu with footwear?
Aaaa shoe!
Why isn't dark spelled with a c?
Because you cant see in the dark
What do you call a planned death caused by a cat?
A PURRder @ -@ . . . . (help im new here aaaa)
