Nutmegs Puns

A list of puns related to "Nutmegs"

My husband asked me to label our new spice rack. I took creative liberties. reddit.com/gallery/j8u7w7
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👤︎ u/thefoxclady
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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Nothing starts with an N and ends with a G.

Change my mind.

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👤︎ u/jacobwyc
📅︎ Jun 15 2020
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A momma mole, pappa mole and baby mole were sitting in their mole hole.

The dad suddenly sits up, sniffs the air and runs to the narrow opening.

"Somebody is baking! I smell nutmeg!"

The mother runs over and wedges herself in the remaining opening.

"Ooh! I smell vanilla and cinnamon!"

The baby poked and prodded but couldn't get past his mom and dad to smell the outside air.

"Oh man! All I smell is mole asses!"

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👤︎ u/notagoodspelller
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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Wife is cooking "Im going to add this sage sparingly, because it's fresh sage, and the recipie calls for dried, so I don't how much to use."

So you're saying you need some sage advice?

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👤︎ u/department_g33k
📅︎ Nov 23 2017
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Pun Request

I'm looking for a few spice/herb related puns, specifically:

  • Black Pepper
  • Cinnamon
  • Garlic Powder
  • Paprika
  • Nutmeg
  • Chili Powder
  • Basil
  • Tumeric
  • Onion Powder
  • Curry Powder

Any ideas are appreciated!

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👤︎ u/photoboothtraining
📅︎ Dec 26 2018
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My girlfriend's dad loves his dadjokes

Him: You need to double the spices in the cake, because I don't think there's enough. So, where it says 1 tsp nutmeg, put two...

Her: Yeah, I know how to double, dad.

Him: But don't double everything, because then you just get a bigger cake.

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👤︎ u/NosemaCeranae
📅︎ Feb 02 2014
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