Nuclear Physicist Puns

A list of puns related to "Nuclear Physicist"

What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz
📅︎ May 09 2022
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A nuclear physicist is convinced he can win the Tour de France

He says biking is just a chain reaction.

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👤︎ u/ryanmgarcia
📅︎ Feb 19 2022
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Why couldn't the lab assistant understand the wet nuclear physicist?

Because he was soakin' fusing.

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👤︎ u/tomatillojoe
📅︎ Sep 10 2015
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What's a nuclear physicist's favourite food?

Fission chips!

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👤︎ u/Arkas18
📅︎ May 31 2022
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Nuclear physicists don't like to go hunting.

But they really enjoy fission.

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👤︎ u/Crash_86
📅︎ Feb 25 2022
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Physicists everywhere are wondering what would happen if we switched the first two letters of nuclear.

The short answer is, it’s unclear.

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👤︎ u/draconiantyrant
📅︎ Aug 25 2021
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Since more is the opposite of less ...

Then you can fix a moron with a lesson.

(or for the nuclear physicists, a lesson is an anti-moron)

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👤︎ u/Lighting
📅︎ May 06 2015
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I was asking dad about thorium, and he hit me with these.

"Did you hear about the insecure nuclear physicist? He was always fission for compliments!"

A few minutes later, obviously having devoted some though to making me groan even more, he walks back in and says: "Did you hear about the other nuclear scientist who got angry whenever he heard about a scam? He suffered from con-fusion".

/facepalm.

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👤︎ u/TheUniPleb
📅︎ Nov 06 2013
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What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch?

Fission Chips

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👤︎ u/Intelligenttrees
📅︎ Feb 11 2013
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