Where did Noah put all the bee’s in his Ark?

In the Ark Hives.

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Why haven’t they found Noah’s Ark?

Because it’s Noah to be found.

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Many years after the great flood, God came to Noah again and spoke: β€œNoah, it is my wish that you build another ark.”

Rather worried, Noah said β€œBut my Lord, have the people not been good this time? Must there be another flood?”

β€œNo, there will not be a flood, the people have been good.” Said the Lord.

β€œThen why another ark?” Asked Noah.

β€œI wish for this ark to only house fish.” The Lord replied.

A slightly confused Noah responded β€œOkay... I shall do as you wish my Lord.”

β€œBut not just any fish; only carp.” The Lord said unto him.

Noah, now more bemused, replied β€œUh- okay my Lord.”

β€œOne more thing.” The Lord said unto him β€œit needs to have multiple levels.”

β€œAre you sure my Lord? What is the purpose of this? What on earth is it all for?” Noah pressed.

And God said: β€œI want you to build a multi-story carp-ark.”

Passed from my father unto me, to pass onto my son when he becomes a father.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
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If you need an ark, just hit me up cuz I Noah guy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/christmasbush
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God said to Noah that there was a dinosaur on the ark and Noah replied only with No-ah there isn’t ~joke from when I was 5
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As the animals left the ark, Noah told them to go forth and multiply. After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves.

So Noah asked them, ”Why aren’t you multiplying?”

The snakes replied, β€œWe can’t, we’re adders.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Why did the two worms have to leave their apple to get into Noah's ark?

Because they could only go in pears

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?

Floodlights and ark lights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorScherzando
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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I think Noah's Ark should have had a barrier around it to keep out the Mexicans.

Noah fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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The floods had subsided, and Noah had safely landed his ark on Mount Sinai. "Go forth and multiply!" he told the animals...

...and so off they went two by two, and within a few weeks Noah heard the chatter of tiny monkeys, the snarl of tiny tigers and the stomp of baby elephants.

Then he heard something he didn't recognise… a loud, revving buzz coming from the woods. He went in to find out what strange animal's offspring was making this noise, and discovered a pair of snakes wielding a chainsaw.

"What on earth are you doing?" he cried. "You're destroying the trees!"

"Well Noah," the snakes replied, "we tried to multiply as you bade us, but we're adders… so we have to use logs."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bittibitti
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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Need an ark? I Noah guy

Need a government administration for the ocean and atmosphere? I NOAA guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsz3290
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2017
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Does anyone need an Ark? I might Noah guy who has one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogermanus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2014
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Does any one Noah guy who can build me an ark
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PilotDave3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Where did Noah keep his bees? In the Ark hives.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebongreaper666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Why did the 2 worms get out of the apple before boarding Noah's Ark?

Because they had to go in pears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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What kind of lights did Noah use on his Ark?

Floodlights

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theatreofmemes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2017
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the Ark?

Flood lights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cymyk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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As the animals left the ark, Noah told them to go forth and multiply…

After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves.

So Noah asked them,”Why aren’t you multiplying?”

The snakes replied, β€œWe can’t, we’re adders.”

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