My Grandpa grew up in a sketchy neighborhood in Sicily.
My Roomba accidentally went out the front door, and the neighborhood animals immediately started attacking it.
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
Late last night Mr Peanut was walking home through a bad neighborhood
I have been informed he was a-salted.
Due to the Covid crisis, the Indian bakery in my neighborhood is going through some tough times.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
On Halloween don't wear a dinosaur costume in bad neighborhoods.
Driving the neighborhood, I told my son we would use the odometer to measure out our Turkey Trot 5k
> Son: It's gonna take a lot of yard sticks.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
I've just entered the neighborhoods tightest hat contest..
We had an arsonist throw Molotov cocktails at driveways, sheds, and cars parked all around our neighborhood.
It really hit close to home.
My mother called the cops on me because she heard I was dealing coke in the neighborhood
I tried to tell her multiple times that I was working for Pepsi, but she just wouldn't listen.
A florist named Chris started a band with 3 of the neighborhood mums. Guess what they called the band?
There's a vegan activist in my neighborhood; she's been replacing everyone's dairy milk with alternatives.
What do you call your friendly neighborhood valet?
That moment when your wife goes mateing the neighborhood guy
Did you hear about the two houses across the neighborhood from each other that fell in love?
It was a lawn distance relationship.
My son went crazy running around the neighborhood breaking small twigs in everyone's yard one night...
This Fall, I got a great job cleaning leaves in my neighborhood.
Two pretzels were walking in a bad neighborhood
first coronavirus death in my neighborhood.
it shouldn't have gotten that far. I wish that this damn bitch just released that pack of toilet paper.
A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.
Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.
My neighborhood baker is always complaining.
What do you call a Italian neighborhood with gangs
The neighborhood dogs always come up to the tree in my backyard.
When I was little I saw this kid in my neighborhood dragging around a loaf of bread on a leash. To be funny, I said “Hey, you have a beautiful dog!”, he responded,
“Thanks, it’s pure bread!”.
Adopting the metric system would help make US neighborhoods so much more livable
Under the current Imperial system, every three feet is a new yard
How does Peter Parker keep track of the number of arachnids in any given neighborhood?
He uses his spider census.
The bakery in my neighborhood was broken into last night.
I’ve heard of stupid crimes, but this one really takes the cake.
Two peanuts walk into a sketchy neighborhood
Someone cut a periodic table in half and the while neighborhood exploded
Shouldn’t have been splitting atoms
What do you call a bad Italian neighborhood?
Him: I'm taking the canine for an evening stroll around the neighborhood. Her: Why don't you just say you're taking the dog for a walk?
Dog: * Goes absolutely nuts *
The homes in my neighborhood are numbered 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13....
I've been told that it's prime real estate.
I’m thinking about starting a neighborhood watch.
It would be right up my alley.
Our neighborhood roofing business is having a great promotion right now.
If you buy a roof, it’s on the house.
A man was recently caught for going around the neighborhood stealing power sources from remote controls and raiding spice cabinets.
The Judge found him guilty of a salt and battery
They neighborhood kids just started a band! They’re calling themselves 924mb.
They’re good, but they don’t have a gig yet.
Something strange in this neighborhood (x post /r/MildlyVandalised)
What do you call a neighborhood of holes in the ground where donkeys live?
I was tossing around ideas for a neighborhood coffee shop...
It’d only be a scone’s throw away
What do you call a sketchy Italian Neighborhood?
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.
What do you call a sketchy neighborhood in Italy?
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
Sketchy Italian Neighborhood
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighbourhood?
The Spaghetto
What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?
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