Three vampires walk into a bar, the barkeep asks them "Whadyl' have tonight, guys?"

The first one says "I'll have an A positive."

Second one says "That sounds good, I'll have one too!"

Barkeep asks the third one "How about you?"

Third vampire says "Naw, that A positive is too heavy. I'll have an O negative."

The barkeep says "Coming right up - two bloods and a blood light!"

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