Navis Puns

She’s Felice, Navi’s dad.

bad ass

Sorry, wrong sub.

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian

So when they pull up to port, they can Scandanavian

I'm now ex-navy

...they will be subma-weiners.

So the can scandinavian

Can’t take credit for this one. A client of mine told me this.

Sailing is a path to the dockside

They're subwoofers

To be honest, I thought they’d have boats.

They’re submarines.

Weigh more than needed

Canadian Club.

Because they're naughty-cal

He doesn't like the color blue.

Feliz Navi Dad Joke!

It was Aftcannonstan.

Now they can Scandinavian!

A Snailor

A Navy Seal!

Sorry, wrong sub.

That’s a crime with a loco motive

He speaks with the officer, who assigns him his post.

"Go stand at the periscope entry-way, and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch the periscope."

The recruit follows orders, and stands by the periscope. After 15 minutes, the officer stops by.

"Son I'm changing your post to the mess hall. Go in there and start washing some dishes."

The recruit obeys, and heads to the mess hall. He's cleaned about 3 dishes when the officer walks up again.

"Listen here recruit, your new post is in the supply room. I need you to make sure everything is strapped down tight, in case of rough waters."

The recruit again follows orders, and heads off to the supply room. There, he sees a crewman, moving some boxes.

"Hey there," says the recruit. "is it normal to keep getting reassigned to new posts all day? I haven't kept one position for more than 15 minutes!"

The crewman says "Oh yeah- this sub is full of reposts."

They were stern orders.

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavyin.

It’s so when they come back they can Scandinavian

So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.

So when they come back to port they can scandinavian

So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian.

So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian

So that when they come to port, they can Scandinavian.

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian!

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

So when they come back to port they can scandinavian

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

He speaks with the officer, who assigns him his post.

"Go stand at the periscope entry-way, and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch the periscope."

The recruit follows orders, and stands by the periscope. After 15 minutes, the officer stops by.

"Son I'm changing your post to the mess hall. Go in there and start washing some dishes."

The recruit obeys, and heads to the mess hall. He's cleaned about 3 dishes when the officer walks up again.

"Listen here recruit, your new post is in the supply room. I need you to make sure everything is strapped down tight, in case of rough waters."

The recruit again follows orders, and heads off to the supply room. There, he sees a crewman, moving some boxes.

"Hey there," says the recruit. "is it normal to keep getting reassigned to new posts all day? I haven't kept one position for more than 15 minutes!"

The crewman says "Oh yeah- this sub is full of reposts."

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

So when they come back to port, they can... Scandinavian