Navi Puns

She’s Felice, Navi’s dad.

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

So they can Scandanavian.

bad ass

So when they return to port they can scan de navy in.......

Sorry, wrong sub.

Knot gonna lie I think he was mach-ing me.

So when they pull up to port, they can Scandanavian

...they will be subma-weiners.

I'm now ex-navy

So the can scandinavian

Can’t take credit for this one. A client of mine told me this.

Sailing is a path to the dockside

They're subwoofers

A navi-gator!

To be honest, I thought they’d have boats.

They’re submarines.

Weigh more than needed

Canadian Club.

Because they're naughty-cal

He doesn't like the color blue.

It was Aftcannonstan.

Feliz Navi Dad Joke!

A Snailor

Sorry, wrong sub.

Now they can Scandinavian!

That’s a crime with a loco motive

He speaks with the officer, who assigns him his post.

"Go stand at the periscope entry-way, and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch the periscope."

The recruit follows orders, and stands by the periscope. After 15 minutes, the officer stops by.

"Son I'm changing your post to the mess hall. Go in there and start washing some dishes."

The recruit obeys, and heads to the mess hall. He's cleaned about 3 dishes when the officer walks up again.

"Listen here recruit, your new post is in the supply room. I need you to make sure everything is strapped down tight, in case of rough waters."

The recruit again follows orders, and heads off to the supply room. There, he sees a crewman, moving some boxes.

"Hey there," says the recruit. "is it normal to keep getting reassigned to new posts all day? I haven't kept one position for more than 15 minutes!"

The crewman says "Oh yeah- this sub is full of reposts."

A Navy Seal!

They were stern orders.

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavyin.

It’s so when they come back they can Scandinavian

So when they come back to port they can scandinavian

So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.

So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian.

So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian

So that when they come to port, they can Scandinavian.

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian!

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.