What happened once Naviβs mother, Felice, got a sex change?
Sheβs Felice, Naviβs dad.
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Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!
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︎ May 05 2021
Why does the norway navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships.
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Why does the Swedish Navy put barcodes on all of their ships?
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︎ May 02 2021
What do you call a Navy Seal with a prolapsed rectum?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
I heard that France's Navy is a nice place.
They have a lot of FrenchShips.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Why do the Norwegian navy men have barcodes on them?
So they can Scandanavian.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
The Swedish navy have labelled all their vessels with giant barcodes,
So when they return to port they can scan de navy in.......
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Last time I flew my plane a Navy pilot checked his speed right after me. Ground said he was doing 761 mph.
Knot gonna lie I think he was mach-ing me.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional support dogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds...
...they will be subma-weiners.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their boats?
So when they pull up to port, they can Scandanavian
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︎ Dec 31 2020
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︎ Oct 25 2020
So I don't shop from Old Navy anymore
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Why is there no Jedi Navy?
Sailing is a path to the dockside
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Why does Norway and Swedenβs navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So the can scandinavian
Canβt take credit for this one. A client of mine told me this.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
The navy is now taking dogs along on their submarines
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︎ Oct 23 2020
My job interview for the Navy was going well, until they asked if I could swim
To be honest, I thought theyβd have boats.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
People need to stop saying the Navy is part of the military.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
A Navy captain got in trouble for ordering an anchor much too large for his ship
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I toured the USS Missouri todayβ¦
In the ship I saw the Master at Armsβ office and weapon storage was right near the shipβs bakery. It struck me as odd, until I realized that the Navy followed the same principles as the Army having the US gold in Fort Knox, surrounded by an armored force.
You have to be able to guard the dough.
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︎ May 15 2021
As a pilot in the Navy I have to wake up early in the morning
You know, for my morning portie.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Navy seals.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Why was the Navy Seal sad?
He doesn't like the color blue.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
People in the Navy must be on Santa's OTHER list
Because they're naughty-cal
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︎ Aug 17 2020
TIFU. So, I'm in the navy, and when we left for deployment I got on the wrong boat.
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︎ Jan 02 2020
TIL there was once a nation whose Navy could only attack when the enemy was behind them.
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︎ May 04 2020
Nice valentines card from the us navy
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︎ Feb 16 2020
What do you call a snail in the Navy?
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Why does the Norwegian Navy put bar codes on the sides of their ships?
So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian!
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships?
So they can Scandinavian!
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?
So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Why do the Swedish put barcodes on the side of their ships?
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︎ May 17 2021
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Why does the Norway Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Did you know the Norwegian Navy place bar codes on their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavyin.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Did you know that the ships in the Swedish navy have barcodes on them?
Itβs so when they come back they can Scandinavian
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Did you know the Norway Navy has barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Why does Norway's navy have barcodes on the sides of the ships?
So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Why do the Norwegian, Swedish and Danish Navies have barcodes on their ships?
So that when they come to port, they can Scandinavian.
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on their ships
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships?
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.
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︎ May 16 2019
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian!
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