Dad joke IRL

Laying in bed post-coitus. Me: So what did you say about naptime? Wife: I haven't said anything about naptime. Me: Like I said when you were talking about naptime... Wife: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT NAPTIME!! Me: What do you mean? You just mentioned it twice! Her: hits me violently with a pillow I'm gonna smother you...

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📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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