I got mugged by six dwarfs yesterday...

Not Happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rendesr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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I watched an old lady in a head wrap get mugged for her purse before she quickly stabbed the man and took it back.

It was a shawl shank redemption

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πŸ‘€︎ u/De_Salvation
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What do you call a Teletubbie that has just been mugged?

Tubbie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I was mugged and they took my oxygen tank, defibrillator and epic pen

My life savings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yanual3d
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I hope they don't get mugged
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diablosis89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Me: Dad!! I got mugged on my way home from school!!

Dad: damn! What will those kids throw at you next?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Mugged
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevilwoodKitty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Got mugged by some limbed fruit yesterday..

can't believe i was a victim of armed strobbery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlipSix3Hole_
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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A midget got mugged

How can anyone stoop so low?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/profedon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I was about to get mugged by these guys on the street

But I saw it coming and instinctively ran. My adrenaline was pumping as they were chasing after me and I kept glancing over my shoulder and they were big guys and catching up to me! Luckily a gun shop was open, so I ran in, all the way to the back of the store and leaned against a large metal cabinet used for locking up guns. The clerk saw me and said: "Are you okay, can I help you?"

I put my hands on the cool metal of that cabinet, caught my breath and said: "Thanks. I feel safe now"

*edit wording

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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My poor old granny was mugged outside the Bingo hall.

She was B 10 and robbed.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails.

When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, β€œI don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmmaTR2002
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sparkles22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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I got mugged under a tree once. Should have known it would happen, though. That place was shady.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Denovation
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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Did you hear the story about the guy getting mugged behind the bowling alley at midnight?

Yeah, it was dark.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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I had a dream last night where I got mugged, beaten, and left for dead.

Then I fortunately woke up. But if i’m ever getting mugged and beaten in real life, I’m going to say, β€œoh my god! this is a dream come true!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecentPlastic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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You could say he got mugged
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gdumthang
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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Don't move! You're getting mugged!! (x-post /r/VoteItUp)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Commander
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2014
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I got mugged by six dwarves...

Not Happy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Heybroletsparty
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I got mugged by six dwarves last night

Not Happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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I got mugged by 6 dwarves last night...

Not happy !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gonglesquat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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I got mugged last night by six of the Seven Dwarfs.

Not Happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/singeblanc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2015
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