A list of puns related to "Mugged"
Not Happy.
It was a shawl shank redemption
Tubbie
My life savings
Dad: damn! What will those kids throw at you next?
can't believe i was a victim of armed strobbery.
How can anyone stoop so low?
But I saw it coming and instinctively ran. My adrenaline was pumping as they were chasing after me and I kept glancing over my shoulder and they were big guys and catching up to me! Luckily a gun shop was open, so I ran in, all the way to the back of the store and leaned against a large metal cabinet used for locking up guns. The clerk saw me and said: "Are you okay, can I help you?"
I put my hands on the cool metal of that cabinet, caught my breath and said: "Thanks. I feel safe now"
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She was B 10 and robbed.
When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, βI donβt know. It all happened so fast.β
Yeah, it was dark.
Then I fortunately woke up. But if iβm ever getting mugged and beaten in real life, Iβm going to say, βoh my god! this is a dream come true!β
Not Happy!
Not Happy.
Not happy !
Not Happy.
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