Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent
Then it becomes a soap opera
She said, "Not neccecelery."
Desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
They're mouthbreathers.
He ate his food before it was cool
Daughter: Dad, it's really STUPID out there today. You'd better take your dumbrella.
Me: I've never been more proud.
They gargoyle
Tulips
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
Breathe, damn it! Breathe!
Because they don't have pockets.
A tongue depressor.
...and says, "Hygiene".
He gave me knightmares.
A waist of time.
But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.
AITA?
They discussed me.
‘Because we don’t need depth perception with our mouths ‘ was his technically correct answer
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
On the apocalypse.
This fact is just mind-blowing.
It's a running gag.
But that's ok. It was acci-dental.
When she asked why I responded “you’ll get salmon-Ella!”
She said "I'm having a light snack."
I know this story may sound a little fishy, some of you may even consider it a whale of a tale, but if you take it in tide I’m sure you’ll sea the porpoise isn’t me just beingkoi or * squidding* around or fishing for attention; it was shrimply an act of cod that I’m hooked on sharing with others. If it reely makes anyone crabby or puts me on thin ice, just let minnow and I’ll gladly clam up. I’d hate to see this sub flounder or take a dive because of my own shellfish ambitions.
I didn't mean to harm Monica.
Now when I talk I have this weird axe scent.
A soap opera
Now when I talk I have a weird axe scent
Global chaos ensues.
The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
He ate pizza before it was cool
Now when I talk I have this weird Axe Scent
He ate the pizza before it was cool
