I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, β€œIs it to scale?” I replied, β€œNo…”

β€œIt’s to look at.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I had a friend who smoked weed on Mount Everest.

He told me he was really high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Bumblebees can fly higher than Mount Everest

Well, I don't think a mountain can fly, but you learn new things every day.

Borrowed from r/Awwducational so title is a fact

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Screwing in some camera mounts and I dropped my drill, it came so close to hitting my daughter in the head...

Good thing it was only a drill!

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Have you ever seen Mount Rushmore before it was carved?

Its beauty was unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaddyRecon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Why do big-game hunters mount their lions’ heads?

To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/friste
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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This is (a) mount Ann
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phantomlordpt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Walmart’s onn brand of tv wall mounts.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XboxLiveGiant
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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How did the Himalayan man jump higher than mount Everest?

Well, that's easy. Mountains can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Did you know bees could fly higher than Mount Everest?

Granted, mountains can't fly but still pretty impressive!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loot98
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Mount dewku
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chiodosin1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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If you're ever going to Mount Rushmore

Take your time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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My great grandfather told me he remembers Mount Rushmore before it was carved

He said its beauty was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fractalrain39
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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Did you hear about the man without legs who lives at the foot of Mount Everest?

When people meet him, they just find Himalayan there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xone01
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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An avalanche has started on Mount Everest that threatens to wipe out 20% of its surrounding area.

This is snow joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a9lex
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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My wife wanted to buy a ceiling light. She said, β€œthis one comes with a hanging chain but I think we should just mount it flush with the ceiling.”

I said, β€œthat would be off the chain.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Mount Rushmore
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kettumc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Mount St. Helens is a great mountain.

But it was at its peak in the 80s.

Stolen and butchered from https://xkcd.com/2308: Title text was β€œIt's a good mountain but it really peaked in the 80s.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StochasticTinkr
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Mount Rushmore
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamyourcheese
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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I learned an important historical lesson after I visited Mount Rushmore.

The best American Presidents were stoned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Mount Rushmore was supposed to have 5 presidents instead of 4 because...

The artist forgot to plan ahead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarecrow53
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Someone stole my through-hole printed circuit board components and replaced them with surface mount. The police investigated..

But there are no leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdSales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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My dad showed me his new Mount Everest replica today

I said "Wow! To scale?"

He said "No, just to look at"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlimShaney8418
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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I’m suspicious of my friend’s story about how he climbed Mount Everest.

In the end, I’m not sure whether he made it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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Does the people who climb Mount Everest... everest

>!had to put the punch line on the title!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamingGod07770
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Have you heard about the butcher who risked everything and opened a shop on top of Mount Everest?

The steaks couldn't be any higher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChickN-Stu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who died at Mount Rushmore?

There were 4 witnesses, but no one is saying anything. They're all stone-faced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesss_jacob
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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I think my highest achievement was climbing Mount Everest.

It's all been downhill from that.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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A friend asked me for help to mount his self-portrait on the wall the other day, so I went and bought him all the twisted cord that I could find...

β€œWhat’s all this for?” he asked...

β€œWell” I replied, β€œI’ve heard that if you give a man enough rope, he will hang himself”.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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The floods had subsided, and Noah had safely landed his ark on Mount Sinai. "Go forth and multiply!" he told the animals...

...and so off they went two by two, and within a few weeks Noah heard the chatter of tiny monkeys, the snarl of tiny tigers and the stomp of baby elephants.

Then he heard something he didn't recognise… a loud, revving buzz coming from the woods. He went in to find out what strange animal's offspring was making this noise, and discovered a pair of snakes wielding a chainsaw.

"What on earth are you doing?" he cried. "You're destroying the trees!"

"Well Noah," the snakes replied, "we tried to multiply as you bade us, but we're adders… so we have to use logs."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bittibitti
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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What happened when Moses went to Mount Olive?

Popeye punched him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bobbobthebob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2017
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I finally reached the top of Mount Everest

I guess it’s all downhill from here

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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Has anyone noticed Mount Rushmore is a pun?

The four fathers of America. And they're forefathers. I can't believe this wasn't intentional.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFunnyFurry
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2015
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Stanley refused to poop until he got to the summit of mount Everest.

He had the highest Stan turds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditurded
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2016
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Before Mount Rushmore was cut in

It’s natural beauty was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I bought a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?"

I replied, "NO!! It's to look at."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Have you ever seen a picture of Mount Rushmore before it was carved?

It’s beauty was unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NighTraiN7804
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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A friend forced me to look at a picture of mount Rushmore before it was carved.

It was unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Croissnat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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Before Mount Rushmore was carved into

Its natural beauty was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DejaVuWho
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Before Mount Rushmore was carved, it’s natural beauty was...

Unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YellowFlash384
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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"I've built a model of Mount Everest "

"Is it to scale? " "No,just to look at! "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Once you reach the top of Mount Everest

It's all downhill from there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFeelsGoodMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2017
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Me: "I'm going to Mount Rushmore"

Dad: "Who is Rushmore?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2017
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