They always make me throw up
He was lion.
Now there's a tiring job.
I told him I miter saw who it was...
Clipity cops
I thought a laser would be light.
“It’s to look at.”
Its beauty was unpresidented.
To mount the other end would be a catastrophe.
Its beauty was unpresidented
It was unpresidented.
Well, that's easy. Mountains can't jump.
Granted, mountains can't fly but still pretty impressive!
Take your time.
He said its beauty was unpresidented
Mount Rushmore
Must've been Mount Heiferest.
When people meet him, they just find Himalayan there
This is snow joke.
"I'm in."
I said, “that would be off the chain.”
... it’s natural beauty was unpresidented.
But it was at its peak in the 80s.
Stolen and butchered from https://xkcd.com/2308: Title text was “It's a good mountain but it really peaked in the 80s.”
It was ruled by a fair king who joyfully ruled his land. Unfortunately, the kingdom was also home to a wicked thief who loved nothing more than causing mayhem for all the inhabitants of the land.
However, the thief was not your ordinary thief. He only stole bells. Any kind of bell, whether a tiny bell from a kitten’s collar, all the way up to the bell from the king’s royal bell tower.
When the king awoke one morning, the bell tower’s bell was missing. The king, being brave and noble, decided to follow the thief back to his lair. He chose four of his most loyal soldiers, mounted his horse, and rode off into the snowy woods, following the footprints left behind on the ground.
Soon, he and his soldiers arrived to a clearing in the woods. In front of them was a large, bell-shaped building. They found the thief’s lair!Pointing to the recent tracks left in the snow by the thief, the king announced to the soldiers,
“Look! The Fresh Prints to Bell Lair!”
The best American Presidents were stoned.
When they ask, "So, what do you do for a living?" I just say, "Oh, you know... stuff."
The artist forgot to plan ahead.
But there are no leads.
I said "Wow! To scale?"
He said "No, just to look at"
I replied, "NO!! It's to look at."
It’s natural beauty was unpresidented
It’s beauty was unpresidented.
Its natural beauty was unpresidented
Unpresidented.
Mount Rushmore.
"Is it to scale? " "No,just to look at! "
Mount Rushmore.
Mount Rushmore
Mount Rushmore
