Poor guy turned to a life of mime.
Isaac Mewton.
I told him I miter saw who it was...
I can't stop working on it!
Nobody can stop me
Personally I think she's just ovary acting.
A non-stop motion.
A Giger counter.
He talks.
Newton.
"I used to have a motion sensor. We called them mood rings."
Underseasick.
Co-worker and I were talking about his contract here, and if he's heard anything about the position here at work. He told me he hasn't, but that he has some other interviews coming up.
"I don't want to keep all my eggs in one basket" he tells me.
"That's right." I reply. "You should keep them in the fridge so they don't spoil!"
Sign language
is poultry in motion.
"BOOM?!"
Lake Chad...
slow motion sunglasses in front of explosion.gif
Soviet Union
Judges said it was poultry in motion.
Tesla makes E-motional cars.
But I just don't know how to get the ball rolling
Wife: it's not raing too hard. Can you turn the windshield wipers down, they are making me motion sick. Me: Don't you meen they are making you SEE sick
Having dessert in Professor Snape's class? That's
Cake by the potion
Having dessert while moisturizing your skin?
Cake by the lotion
Having dessert in limine?
Cake by the motion (mine)
Having dessert along with kinetic force?
Cake by the motion (my daughter)
Having dessert while dividing it?
Cake by the quotient
Having dessert while you blow things up?
Cake by the explosion
Having dessert while you come up with an idea?
Cake by the notion
Having dessert while watching chaos?
Cake by the commotion
Having dessert next to someone who is getting a new job? Hopefully it's
Cake by the promotion
it is... po-ultry in motion
It's poultry in motion!
Motion censors
It’s poultry in motion
I wouldn’t recommend anyone attack me in slow motion now…
because they always act on aMotion.
Idea behind each: Upvote = burger flip motion for burgers flipped, hence my 1k karma / burgers flipped
Downvote = Drop your spatula, that was an actual bad joke, kinda like this post.
And always remember, here’s one in Spanish: Uno.
My lady and I workout together during the week. Yesterday was chest day and we usually start with incline DB press. She pumps out her second set very well: controlled reps, full range of motion. I was proud to see her progress. She said the weight felt easy, to which I replied, "you could increase the weight... if you were so inclined." She muttered "oh my goodness..." and walked away.
I have a bunch of stupid baseball questions. I know most of the rules, I just want to make sure I have all my bases covered.
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Imagine there’s a fan of the team that is currently fielding in the stands, and that said fan has a prosthetic arm. The batter hits a pitch and sends it on a home-run trajectory into the stands. If the fan in the stands throws his arm at the ball and diverts it back in the field of play, can they rightfully say that they were just “lending the team a hand” by stopping the home run?
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Consider the exact opposite situation - the fan’s team is at bat and the batter hits a fly ball to the outfield. If Elastagirl from the Incredibles just happened to be the fan in question, can she spring into action and catch the ball before the outfielder has the chance to?
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Now, imagine I smuggled a water gun into the stadium on a particularly hot day, and I managed to squirt sticky black liquid onto the batter. Does that mean he can take a walk since he was “hit by pitch”?
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Consider the freak circumstance where a ball in motion collides with a bird, causing it to spiral in its descent and eventually collide in turn with an umpire. Can the player responsible for the ball’s motion be ejected from the game due to repeatedly flipping the bird at an umpire?
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Can a losing team sub out their man on the mound with a large quantity of beer to prolong the game? There’d still be a pitcher on the mound!
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If a pitcher throws a slider into the strike zone and the batter doesn’t swing, should the umpire consider it a strike, a ball, or the catcher’s dinner?
it was a loco motion
A squiggle of squirrels!
The Englishman and Cowboy were tied in a contest of who was better, when the crowd decided that, as a tie breaker, they were to perform a live poem and incorporate the words "Hunting" and "Timbuktu."
The Englishman went first:
"The hunting is always grand, When in search of good land. Off in the caravan we pursue, Looking, for Timbuktu."
The crowd went wild, knowing that the cowboy couldn't win the contest, the Englishmans poem was just too good. He smiled as well, and stood aside for the cowboy.
The cowboy paused for a moment as if remembering something, then recited:
"Well it was Tim and I, off huntin we went, When I spied three women in a tent. I motioned to Tim, and he saw them too, Then I bucked one, and Timbuktu."
To watch her dance was like poultry in motion.
Because it was poultry in motion.
Poultry in motion
but it was poultry in motion.
Because it is poultry in motion
His company Tesla makes E-motional cars.
Poultry in motion.
