A mother mountain says to her moody teenage mountain β€œdon’t you give me that altitude!!”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/njo71357
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Just watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back with a friend

Stupid, really, because it meant I couldn't see the TV

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezzter88
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My daughter has been particularly moody and lonely recently...

Perhaps it’s because she’s a quaranteen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boots_andcats
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Why do you think Kylo Ren is so angry and moody?

I think he's Ben solo too long

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donut0053
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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Why was Cleopatra so moody?

Because she was on her pyramid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burglecut4ever
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What do you call a bear that has been to both the north and south poles?

A bi-polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiftInSpires
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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What do you call an upset fart?

A moody tooty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mndaver24
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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I just realized that I have lost my mood ring...

Not sure how I feel about this...

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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Why does Barty Crouch Jr. drink so much?

Cause he's Moody

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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Why did Barty Crouch Jr stop drinking?

It was making him Moody.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2018
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What do you call a cow that doesn't have a sense of humour?

Moody

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2015
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My dad memorized this palindrome.

Are we not pure? β€œNo sir!” Panama’s moody Noriega brags. β€œIt is garbage!” Irony dooms a man; a prisoner up to new era.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2017
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SO and I got my sister multiple times

We're out of state visiting my family. My sister (13) was being Moody and argumentative all day. By the time we got to dinner she was just glued to her phone. So, I took her phone, and say it in front of my SO. she pleaded several times to get her phone back, and I kept saying no. So, she started asking my SO.

Me: M | SO: SO | Sister: S

S: Can I just see my phone?

M: Picks up and shows it to her What colour is it?

S: ugh.. White. Duh.

M:, Good. Good. Then you can see it.

S:, Drawn out sigh

*S's phone buzzes

S: What does it say?

M: Samsung.

D: will you [SO] turn it and read it to me?

SO: rotates phone 90Β° Still says Samsung.

S: whhhhyyyyy???

Phone buzzes again

S: flip it over, and read it to me

SO: grins flips twice Samsung.

S: Are you on her side?!

SO: of the table

S: Uuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhhh

Edit: Format

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