I really tried to get into watching dwarf MMA.
I just couldn’t, the fights were too short.
My friend asked me if I saw the Stickman mma fight
But I couldn’t afford to pay for the paper view
what do you get when you go fishing with a MMA fighter
the punch line.
I dadjoked my girlfriend at an MMA fight.
A ripped female fighter was walking out and my girlfriend said "I wish I had definition like that." So I told her "when we get back I'll get you a dictionary."
Did you hear about the MMA fighter who won an essay contest?
He had the best submission.
Watching MMA with my father
"Man, that girl can't wrestle...
...but you should see 'er box."
They let me name the paper shredder at work! Let me introduce you to Shreddie Mercury!!
Thanks for sorting by new
The guy who came up with MMA must have really gotten a kick out of boxing
