What Did Mickey Mouse say to Minnie Mouse in order to rest?

Ministop

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KingExpertise
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06 2021
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Mickey Mouse is divorcing Minnie !

But the judge tells him...

" I'm sorry Mickey.. But I can't grant you a divorce just because you say your wife is a little weird."

Mickey says..

" I didn't say she was a little weird... I said she was Fucking Goofy !"

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 33
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Dead_Man_Talking117
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24 2020
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
So Mickey, you want to divorce Minnie because she's...really silly?

No. Because's she's fucking Goofy!

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 19
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tryingclosetomybest
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 15 2020
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Now Minnie has got to take a hyuck!
๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 163
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/UwaltzBigShock
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 09 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Ran into Minnie Driver today!
๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dis_newt02
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 22 2018
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Went to the Minnie mart to pick these guys up.
๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 8
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/greeneggsandspam_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07 2017
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Mickey & Minnie

My 2 1/2 year old niece told me that "Mickey hit Minnie." I told her that's called "mousal abuse." She didn't get it.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lookslikesinbad
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 23 2015
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
My mom + dad are watching TV, and my mom says, "Oh, that's Minnie Driver!" Then says my dad...

"She must have a pretty small car."

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/monolisa
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 23 2014
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin

Because he was told his password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 588
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Palloran
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 21 2021
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Company password

During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacremento"

When asked why they had such a long password, the employee rolled their eyes and said "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital!"

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 584
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CatsAndIT
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 12 2021
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
I met a microbiologist today

He's a lot bigger than I thought he'd be

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DanFntastic
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 02 2021
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
I just finished Grosse Pointe Blank and now Iโ€™m putting on Good Will Hunting.

Itโ€™s a Minnie marathon.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 67
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PlaneCrashCannibalAK
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 02 2020
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
What kind of auto does Mickey Mouseโ€™s wife drive?

A Minnie van.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 41
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/labink
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 16 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
What kind of vehicle does Mickey's wife drive?

A minnie-van

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 12
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 02 2020
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Goofy dadjokes Mickey

http://i.imgur.com/bYNBvEK.jpg

Saw this on /r/funny figured you guys might like it

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 1k
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Oreo_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 09 2014
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
What state is home to the smallest Coca Cola factory?

Minnie-Sota

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/UniversalHeatDeath
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 11 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
If the female lead of Good Will Hunting hired a little person to chauffeur her in an iconic British car

Heโ€™d be Minnie Driverโ€™s mini Mini Driver.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jayrandomer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 21 2018
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
How does Mickey take his kids to soccer games?

A Minnie van

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 4
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lego808
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 25 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Me and my step dad driving past a graveyard

Step Dad- Did you know that is the dead center of New Jersey Me - REALLY!?........oh

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 32
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Josephthebear
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 03 2016
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Puns for Kids

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!


What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!


Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.


What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!


Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.


The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.


How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.


What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!


No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.


Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasnโ€™t chicken!


What musical is about a train conductor? โ€œMy Fare, Ladyโ€.


A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.


What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.


What animals are on legal documents? Seals!


Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!


Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.


Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!


How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!


Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!


Dockyard: A physicianโ€™s garden.


What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!


The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.


โ€œWhatโ€™s purple and 5000 miles long?โ€ โ€œOoh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!โ€


Every calendarโ€™s days are numbered.


This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. โ€œFour bucks,โ€ says the bartender. โ€œPut it on my bill.โ€


I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.


What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!


When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When heโ€™s a dandelion (dandy lion).


Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.


A bicycle canโ€™t stand on its own because it is

... keep reading on reddit โžก

show more
๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 9
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Punsville
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 25 2017
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
(True) My grandfather and I were passing a graveyard in the car.

GF: "Minnie's buried there."

me: "Minnie who?"

GF: "Minnie people."

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/k-smackerel
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 27 2015
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Reading my daughter a book before bed

I was reading my 3 year old a book before bed and one page read, "Minnie likes to cook" and showed Minnie putting cookies in the oven. My wife commented that you BAKE cookies, not COOK them. I replied with, "Oh yeah? Why aren't they called BAKEIES then? "

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 12
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/killboy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 28 2015
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
My best dad joke yet to my wife while she was making Halloween costumes for the kids

This afternoon my wife was sewing Halloween costumes for the kids. My daughter is going to be her favorite Disney character, and my wife asks me how long I think the skirt should be.

Me: "Well, you are making a Minnie skirt!"

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/InspectorX
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19 2014
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Mickey mouse failed to divorce with Minnie mouse because the judges said โ€œyou canโ€™t just divorce with someone for being stupidโ€ to which Mickey said:

โ€œI didnโ€™t say she was stupid, I said she was fucking Goofyโ€

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 19
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/c0olzero
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 13 2020
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Why was Mickey mad at Minnie

Because she was fucking goofy.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 42
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fatcity
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 11 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Mickey had to break up with Minnie Mouse

He found out she was fucking Goofy.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/cdmontgo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 16 2018
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
So Mickey Mouse went to file for divorce from Minnie..

The judge said, "I can't approve the divorce just because you think your wife is crazy."

Mickey says, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking goofy."

Edit: autocowrecks

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 163
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FilthyMcnasty87
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 27 2015
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Why did Mickey divorce Minnie?

Because she was fucking Goofy.

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/danbengal
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 04 2018
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
Judge told Mickey he couldn't divorce Minnie for being silly...

Mickey said "I didn't say she was silly. I said she was fucking Goofy!"

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 24
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SgtMac02
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 11 2017
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse drive?

A Minnie Van

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 365
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mustachereviews
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 02 2016
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
What kind of car does Mickey Mouseโ€™s wife drive?

A Minnie van!

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 23 2019
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse drive?

A Minnie-van!

๐Ÿ‘๏ธŽ 7
๐Ÿ’ฌ๏ธŽ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/canes24
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 06 2018
๐Ÿšจ๏ธŽ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.