A list of puns related to "Burd"
The Swallow.
Me- I got rid of the crows that attacked the dog today. I took them to a concert.
Wife- What?
Me- I got 3 of them. I was counting crows....
Wife- stop.
Me- yeah I think I murdered that joke...
Wife- please stop.
Me- looks like Iām eating crow on this one... Wife from the other room- omg are you done yet!?
Me- Iām giving you the bird right now! You humor sucks!
Wife- lol! You are an idiot!
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