Steven Burd Puns

A list of puns related to "Steven Burd"

SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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👤︎ u/anywhereiroa
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  4. Certified Paralegal Review Manual: A Practical Guide to CP Exam Preparation, 4th edition: Virginia Koerselman Newman

  5. American Government: Power and Purpose (Fourteenth Core Edition): Stephen Ansolabehere & Benjamin Ginsberg & Theodore J. Lowi & Kenneth A. Shepsle

  6. Numerical Analysis, 10th edition: Richard L. Burden & J. Douglas Faires & Annette M. Burden

  7. The Mechanical Design Process, 5th edition: David G. Ullman

  8. Diversity Amid Globalization: World Regions, Environment, Development, 6th edition: Rowntree,Lewis, Price & Wyckoff

  9. The Old Testament Story (9th Edition): John Tullock

  10. Calculus: Early Transcendentals, 3rd edition: Jon Rogawski & Colin Adams

  11. Differential Diagnosis of Common Complaints, 6th edition: Robert H. Seller & Andrew B. Symons

  12. The Litigation Paralegal: A Systems Approach, 6th edition: James W. H. McCord & Pamela Tepper

  13. Ethical Problems in the Practice of Law (Aspen Casebook), 4th edition: Lisa G. Lerman & Philip G. Schrag

  14. Principles of Auditing & Other Assurance Services, 20th edition: O. Ray Whittington, Kurt Pany

  15. Language Disorders from Infancy Through Adolescence, 4th edition: Listening, Speaking, Reading, Writing, and Communicating: Rhea Paul & Courtenay Norbury

  16. Organisational Behaviour Core Concepts and Applications, 4th Australasian Edition: Wood, Jack; Zeffane, Rachid M.; Fromholtz, Michele

  17. Essentials of Corporate Finance, 9th Edition: Stephen A. Ross, Randolph W. Westerfield, Bradford D. Jordan

  18. Development of Children, 7th edition: Cynthia Lightfoot

  19. Asian Art: Marika Sardar & Dorinda Neave & Lara C. W. Blanchard

  20. Macroeconomics (6th Edition): R.

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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👤︎ u/frexyincdude
📅︎ Jan 14 2022
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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👤︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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👤︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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👤︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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👤︎ u/shampy311
📅︎ Dec 28 2021
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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👤︎ u/Paulie_Felice
📅︎ Jan 07 2022
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E or ß?
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👤︎ u/Amazekam
📅︎ Jan 03 2022
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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👤︎ u/rj104
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Pun intended.
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👤︎ u/Sharmaji1301
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No spoilers
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👤︎ u/Onfour
📅︎ Jan 06 2022
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Covid problems
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👤︎ u/theincrediblebou
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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👤︎ u/Lance986
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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👤︎ u/demotrek
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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👤︎ u/designjeevan
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Spi__
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👤︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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👤︎ u/Eoussama
📅︎ Jan 17 2022
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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👤︎ u/djcarves
📅︎ Dec 27 2021
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The Ancient Romans II
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👤︎ u/mordrathe
📅︎ Dec 29 2021
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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👤︎ u/ThoughtPumP
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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

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👤︎ u/kitkatty0309
📅︎ Jan 16 2022
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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👤︎ u/Sk2ec
📅︎ Jan 01 2022
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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👤︎ u/Majorpain2006
📅︎ Jan 09 2022
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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👤︎ u/TheTreelo
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School Was Clothed
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👤︎ u/Kennydoe
📅︎ Jan 08 2022
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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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Naan-negotiable
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Letting loose with these puns
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👤︎ u/meme_stealing_bandit
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Couch potato
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👤︎ u/Trick_Possibility_93
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Baka!
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👤︎ u/ridi86
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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👤︎ u/LordCinko
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concrete 🗿
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👤︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

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👤︎ u/beef_fried_rice
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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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👤︎ u/hangryman23
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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👤︎ u/hootanahalf
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Knowledgeable man
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👤︎ u/elisioth4739
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That’s Michelle
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👤︎ u/FLEXSEALBREAKER
📅︎ Jan 10 2022
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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👤︎ u/DonStimpo
📅︎ Dec 31 2021
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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👤︎ u/hackerboi1198
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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is Isn't
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👤︎ u/mordrathe
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My 9 year old son just asked me to pretend I was a police officer arresting him for downloading the entire Wikipedia. Me: Young man, you're under arrest for downloading the entire Wikipedia!

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

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👤︎ u/MrPJ2020
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@u/mordrathe - remix
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👤︎ u/SpydrRydr
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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub?

Bob

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📅︎ Jan 05 2022
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I named my dog "5 miles."

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

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👤︎ u/javacafe
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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-20)!+ Accepting requests every day
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  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
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  1. Fundamentals of Corporate Finance, 2nd Canadian Edition : Jonathan Berk & Peter DeMarzo & Jarrad Harford & David A. Stangeland

  2. Auditing IT Infrastructures for Compliance, 2nd Edition: Martin Weiss & Michael G. Solomon

  3. Group Exercises for Addiction Counseling, 1st Edition: Geri Miller

  4. Corporate Entrepreneurship Innovation 3rd Edition: Michael H. Morris & Donald F. Kuratko & Jeffrey G Covin

  5. Employment and Labor Law, 9th Edition: Patrick J. Cihon & James Ottavio Castagnera

  6. HTTP: The Definitive Guide: The Definitive Guide (Definitive Guides), 1st Edition: David Gourley & Brian Totty & Marjorie Sayer & Anshu Aggarwal

  7. AEMT: Advanced Emergency Care and Transportation of the Sick and Injured, 3rd Edition: American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons (AAOS)

  8. Starting Out with C++: From Control Structures through Objects, Brief Version, 8th Edition: Tony Gaddis

  9. Horngren's Cost Accounting: A Managerial Emphasis, 16th Global Edition: Datar, Srikant M. & Rajan, Madhav V.

  10. Basic Econometrics, 5th Edition : Damodar Gujarati & Dawn Porter

  11. Investment Valuation: Tools and Techniques for Determining the Value of any Asset, University 3rd Edition: Aswath Damodaran

  12. Financial Accounting, 7th Edition: Robert Libby & Patricia Libby & Daniel Short

  13. Game Theory for Applied Economists: Robert Gibbons

  14. E-Commerce 2017: Business, Technology, and Society, 13th Edition: Kenneth C. Laudon & Carol Guercio Traver

  15. Communication Between Cultures, 7th Edition: Larry A. Samovar

  16. Campbell Essential Biology with Physiology, 4th Edition: Eric J. Simon & Jean L. Dickey & Jane B. Reece

  17. The Art of Problem Solving, Vol. 1: The Basics, 7th Edition: Sandor Lehoczky & Richard Rusczyk

  18. Emanuel Law Outlines: Criminal Procedure, 30th Edition: Steven Emanuel

  19. Communication Between Cultures, 8th Edition: Samovar,

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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-11)!+ Accepting requests every day
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  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
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  1. Real-Life BPMN, 3rd Edition: Jakob Freund & Bernd Rücker

  2. Reading the World: Ideas That Matter, 3rd Edition: Michael Austin

  3. Quantitative Methods for Business, 13th Edition: David R. Anderson & Dennis J. Sweeney& Thomas A. Williams& Jeffrey D. Camm & James J. Cochran

  4. Qualitative Research & Evaluation Methods, 4th Edition: Michael Quinn Patton

  5. Public Policymaking, 8th Edition: James E. Anderson

  6. Psychology: The Briefer Course: William James

  7. Professional Nursing: Concepts & Challenges, 8th Edition: Beth Black

  8. Prioritization, Delegation, and Assignment, 4th Edition: Linda A. LaCharity & Candice K. Kumagai

  9. Persuasion : Social Influence And Compliance Gaining, 5Th Edition: Robert H. Gass & John S. Seiter

  10. Our Origins: Discovering Physical Anthropology, 4th Edition: Clark Spencer Larsen

  11. Once Upon a Time: A Short History of Fairy Tale, 1st Eition: Marina Warner

  12. NYSTCE EAS Educating All Students Test (201) Secrets Study Guide: NYSTCE Exam Secrets Test Prep Team

  13. Nutrition for Healthy Living Updated with 2015-2020 Dietary Guidelines for Americans, 4th Edition: Wendy Schiff

  14. Nurse's Pocket Guide: Diagnoses, Prioritized Interventions and Rationales, 14th Edition: Marilynn E. Doenges & Mary Frances Moorhouse& Alice C. Murr

  15. Natural Hazards: Earth's Processes as Hazards, Disasters, and Catastrophes, 4th Edition: Edward A. Keller & Duane E. DeVecchio

  16. Mosby's Exam Review for Computed Tomography, 2nd Edition: Daniel N. DeMaio

  17. Mosby's Diagnostic and Laboratory Test Reference, 13th Edition: Kathleen Deska Pagana & Timothy J. Pagana & Theresa N Pagana

  18. Microbiology: A Systems Approach, 5th Edition: Marjorie Kelly Cowan

  19. Media, Crime, and Criminal Justice, 5th Edition: Ray Surette

  20. MCSA Guide to Installation, Storage, and Compute with Microsoft Windows Server2016, Exam 70-740, 1st Edition:

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Google Drive eTextbooks release thread (part-5)!+ Accepting requests every day
  • If you find your book in the thread below, send the number of the book via reddit chat or via telegram .
  • Almost all the books are in their latest editions and some of them are available in multiple editions too
  • Books (pdf) are delivered through Google-Drive link
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  1. Introducing Psychology, Third Edition: Daniel L. Schacter, et al.

  2. Organizational Behavior: Improving Performance and Commitment in the Workplace, 5th edition: Jason Colquitt

  3. Systems Analysis and Design, 6th edition: Alan Dennis & Barbara Haley Wixom & Roberta M. Roth

  4. Database Systems: A Practical Approach to Design, Implementation, and Management, 6th Edition: Thomas Connolly

  5. Media & Culture: An Introduction to Mass Communication, 11th Edition: Richar Campbell & Christopher R. Martin & Bettina Fabos

  6. Advanced Health Assessment & Clinical Diagnosis in Primary Care, 5th edition: Joyce E. Dains & Linda Ciofu Baumann & Pamela Scheibel

  7. Supervision Today! (8th Edition): Stephen P. Robbins & David A. DeCenzo & Robert M. Wolter

  8. Quantitative Human Physiology An Introduction, 1st Edition: Joseph J Feher

  9. Experiencing MIS (4th Edition): David M. Kroenke

  10. Experiencing MIS, 4th Canadian Edition: David M Kroenke

  11. EasyWriter with Exercises & with 2016 MLA (6th edition): Andrea A. Lunsford

  12. America Now, 12th edition: Robert Atwan

  13. Campbell Biology, 10th Edition: Neil A. Campbell & Jane B. Reece & Lisa Urry & Michael L Cain & Steven A Wasserman & Author

  14. Business Law Text and Cases, 14th edition: Clarkson & Miller & Cross

  15. Fundamental Accounting Principles, 23rd Edition: John J. Wild, Ken W. Shaw, Barbara Chiappetta

  16. Ecology, 4th Edition: Bowman, Hacker & Cain

  17. Introduction to Organic Chemistry, 6th edition: William H. Brown & Thomas Poon

  18. Microsoft Office 2016: In Practice: Randy Nordell

  19. Computer Systems: A Programmer's Perspective (3rd Edition): Randal E. Bryant & David R. O'Hallaron

  20. Introduction to Global Politics, 4th edition: Steve Lamy & John Masker

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