A list of puns related to "Milling"
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You're cutting against the grain.
It's Shy Grainery
It's called He Who Smelt it Dealt it
Hi, I am a big fan.
He replies, "Arkansas".
When I've never seen a single lieutenant or corporal contractor
but my co-workers did not like me. They said I smelt badly.
A satisfactory.
Creek Mill - Streams and Nightmares
Not me but still worthy
http://imgur.com/xJ3dbQF
That's my Mployment record.
It's steel running
A voicemill
i'll call it "Puppies by the Pound"
GENERAL MILLS
"What's the difference? Does it have a licence to mill?" It's an awful joke, but live and let rye.
But this year I made one mill.
I have to say, though: I'm disappointed they didn't go with General Mills.
I'm sitting in a conference room with a couple of team members. When people for the next meeting start milling about outside the conference room, some people get antsy and start peering into the room through the window when it's almost time to vacate the conference room.
I just joked that it's a new form of peer pressure!
laying in my with my girlfriend, phone alarm goes off, hit snooze, we wake up gradually anyways, start milling about the room, snooze goes off
GF: Who's calling?
pick up phone, put it to my ear
Me: Hello, alarm? Yes, this is James. WHY DO YOU ALWAYS CALL ME EVERY MORNING?!?!?
A Mill-yen-aire.
So I was making breakfast and, for some reason, my mother asked if I knew where Tuscan is. I answered Italy and she said yes and also said that we went there a good while ago. I answered "Ca doit faire mille ans par contre", wich is French for " It's been a thousand years though". Now, you must know that "Mille ans" is pronounced roughly "Mill An". She answered " Yes, we've also been there" and I groaned.
My mom and I are working at a mill shutdown as safety watch while the roughnecks do maintenence on the mill.
The job situation is pretty variable, and you can get assigned to safety watch just about anything. I got picked for elevator detail.
I was talking to my mom and some other co workers at break, and someone asked me how elevator duty was. My mom chipped in with
"It had its ups and downs."
And then she said it all day long.
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