Mike Tyson gifted little metal cups to his friends...

When they asked what it meant, he said it was a thimble of friendship!

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Did you hear about the founder of Little Caesar’s Pizza, Mike Ilitch, passing away?

May he rest in peace-a peace-a.

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Name change

My little brother, Mike, wants to change his last name to Krotch...

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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I'm 28 and engaged but no kids yet. I feel the dad within me.

Today, I went out to lunch with some fellas from my office, Dave and Mike.

We all opted for the "beer and sandwich deal": any beer < $6 and any sandwich from the lunch menu for $10. Can't beat that in Hoboken, NJ.

One of my coworkers ordered a Sam Adams something-or-other and our bouncy little waitress pranced off to fetch our beverages. When the waitress returned with our potables she placed a beer, amber in color, 1/2" or so foamy head, in front of my coworker and said:

"Sam?"

To which I immediately announced "No, that's Dave."

Laughs were had all around. I cringed at myself but I couldn't help it.

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Robin Williams Dad Jokes Mike Rowe

Mike Rowe on meeting Robin Williams the first time:

The first was in 2006 - June or maybe July. I walked into The Roastery down on Chestnut, ordered a coffee, and sat down to read the paper. I soon discovered I was in one of those chairs with one leg shorter than the rest, and resolved to remedy the problem by jamming a folded-up coaster under the offending limb. I bent down, got the thing positioned properly, and managed to smack my head on the edge of the table on the way back up. Hard. The impact was noisy, and sent coffee slushing all over The Chronicle, which in turn lead to an β€œAhh...shit!,” a little louder than I intended. A second later, a voice said, β€œNo, I believe that’s coffee. Shit’s the stuff I see you crawling through every time I turn on the TV.”

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Watching NFL with my dad...

We were watching the 49ers game over the weekend and Mike Iupati of the 49ers got injured so they cut to commercial. My Dad commented that they were taking an "upotty" break.

I chuckled a little then immeadiatly thought of this subreddit.

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