Migrainous Puns

He replied “I hope it doesn’t turn into a yourgraine because I don’t want it”... thanks dad.

Annoying

Tell them, "Don't worry it's only in your head."

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But now that I’m married they’re ourgraines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8B8EU4pDYk

He told me it was all in my head.

"no she has your rice"

My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains

Your-graines.

Ahh Migraines!

In fact it was a migraine. So I asked her if I got myself a bowl of oatmeal if I would also have a My Grain.

I went to my Ear Nose and Throat doctor for sinus infections, migraines, and ringing in my ears. After a battery of tests he took me aside for my diagnosis.

"I am afraid your problems are all in your head."

Like title says, during a commercial for Botox to treat migraines, the wife casually states.

"Psht, Migraines. I think it's all in their head."

She promptly received a high five.

Last night at around midnight, I took my friend/roommate/exboyfriend to the ER when he came literally crawling to my room incoherent and sweating and shaking because of head pain.

When we got there I called his parents to let them know what was going on. They rushed over and met us in his room where the doctor was giving him some neurological tests. The ER doc decided it was most likely a migraine or cluster headache and gave my friend pain medicine and an IV, but wanted to do a CAT scan just to rule out any bleeding.

So they took him off to get the scan, and his parents and I sat around talking. His dad was practically falling asleep in his chair as I had woken them up with my call, but he still managed to drop this one when they wheeled my friend back into the room:

He gave the nurse pushing my friend's cart a worried look. "Don't sugar coat it, did you find any cats in there?"

Wife: Why don't you try these essential oils for migraines.

Me: At this point, I'd try rain dances and chicken sacrifices!

Wife (ignoring my comment): You might have to keep trying them before they work though.

Me: But won't I run out of chickens??

My wife is reading a list of potential migraine triggers to me (we're trying to figure out what my triggers are; I'm a recent sufferer).

She asks me if I've ever taken an MAOI since, "They discovered that people who took them in the 50's have issues with tyramines [a known migraine trigger]."

I told her, "No, I've never taken one." She asks, "Are you sure?"

I say, "I'm sure, plus I wasn't alive in the 50's." rimshot

I look at my 11 y/o daughter and say, "Dad joke?"

She asks, "Did you say Dad joke or bad joke?"

I respond, "Isn't that the same thing?"

It's good to be king.

My mom acts as a mom and dad to me, basically.

She gets migraines from smells. Like wine and room spray kind of smells. These smells are in our house every day and she was complaining about them.

Mom: "...I have smell-sensitive migraines!"

Me: "Why don't you like wear nose plugs around the house?"

Mom: "Why don't you wear your ass?"