Told my dad I had a migraine earlier...

He replied β€œI hope it doesn’t turn into a yourgraine because I don’t want it”... thanks dad.

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If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called?

Annoying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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When someone gets a migraine.

Tell them, "Don't worry it's only in your head."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wavecontrol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2016
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Friend was wondering about first signs of a migraine, I saw a great opportunity

https://preview.redd.it/s3vpon4gk0921.png?width=526&format=png&auto=webp&s=34d4a161f0aac52b5517b2e77af2bc909464ad02

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It's weird when I eat wheat, it gives me a huge headache But, if I get the wheat from someone else, I'm fine. It's just migraine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xorflame
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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I used to have migraines,

But now that I’m married they’re ourgraines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CastinEndac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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Dad joke turned into a story- The Story of the Word Migraine (video)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParkerCBurton
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I went to the doctor yesterday because I keep getting migraines.

He told me it was all in my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTT_2k3
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2016
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"My friend has migraines"

"no she has your rice"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamthejay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2016
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I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my own grown barley

My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuke_k9
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I'm stuck in a migraine clinic hoping to get some relief. IVan is my new buddy imgur.com/yM0ejnb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elithecat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2013
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Transmissible Migraines are known as . . .

Your-graines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nochucksgiven
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2015
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A wheat farmer has a headache and all his crops disappear

Ahh Migraines!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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So today my wife was telling me that she had a headache.

In fact it was a migraine. So I asked her if I got myself a bowl of oatmeal if I would also have a My Grain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuntsMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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I was feeling sick.

I went to my Ear Nose and Throat doctor for sinus infections, migraines, and ringing in my ears. After a battery of tests he took me aside for my diagnosis.

"I am afraid your problems are all in your head."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kulthos_X
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Wife dropped this one while watching a commercial for Botox

Like title says, during a commercial for Botox to treat migraines, the wife casually states.

"Psht, Migraines. I think it's all in their head."

She promptly received a high five.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/driveronparthree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2016
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Classic dadjoke at the ER

Last night at around midnight, I took my friend/roommate/exboyfriend to the ER when he came literally crawling to my room incoherent and sweating and shaking because of head pain.

When we got there I called his parents to let them know what was going on. They rushed over and met us in his room where the doctor was giving him some neurological tests. The ER doc decided it was most likely a migraine or cluster headache and gave my friend pain medicine and an IV, but wanted to do a CAT scan just to rule out any bleeding.

So they took him off to get the scan, and his parents and I sat around talking. His dad was practically falling asleep in his chair as I had woken them up with my call, but he still managed to drop this one when they wheeled my friend back into the room:

He gave the nurse pushing my friend's cart a worried look. "Don't sugar coat it, did you find any cats in there?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whatthefox1818
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2014
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I've had a headache for a couple days now...

Wife: Why don't you try these essential oils for migraines.

Me: At this point, I'd try rain dances and chicken sacrifices!

Wife (ignoring my comment): You might have to keep trying them before they work though.

Me: But won't I run out of chickens??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemanerich
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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Two dad jokes in 10 seconds

My wife is reading a list of potential migraine triggers to me (we're trying to figure out what my triggers are; I'm a recent sufferer).

She asks me if I've ever taken an MAOI since, "They discovered that people who took them in the 50's have issues with tyramines [a known migraine trigger]."

I told her, "No, I've never taken one." She asks, "Are you sure?"

I say, "I'm sure, plus I wasn't alive in the 50's." rimshot

I look at my 11 y/o daughter and say, "Dad joke?"

She asks, "Did you say Dad joke or bad joke?"

I respond, "Isn't that the same thing?"

It's good to be king.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wuapinmon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2014
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Realized the power of the mom joke today...

My mom acts as a mom and dad to me, basically.

She gets migraines from smells. Like wine and room spray kind of smells. These smells are in our house every day and she was complaining about them.

Mom: "...I have smell-sensitive migraines!"

Me: "Why don't you like wear nose plugs around the house?"

Mom: "Why don't you wear your ass?"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2014
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