What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

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What is in the middle of Japan?

The "p"

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What do you call a Middle Eastern penny pincher?

Lebaneser Scrooge

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I've been to the middle of nowhere before...

... turns out there's just a really big "h"

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

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Why is your nose in the middle of your face ?

Because it's the scenter.

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You cant blame middle eastern spices when things go wrong.

After all, they're only cumin.

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It was my goal to bury the body during a break in the middle of the show.

It was my intermission.

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Why did the baseball player leave to go to his moms house in the middle of the game?

He made a home run

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(Unintentional dad joke time. This was an actual conversation this evening between my wife and I as my middle schooler listened.) Me: Honey. I need a new bike helmet, but I don’t know what size. Would you measure my head for me?

Wife (holding the tape measure): Have you tried looking at Dick’s?

Middle schooler: Laughs uncontrollably

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I got camping insurance....but if someone steals my tent in the middle of the night....

I'm no longer covered.

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Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?

It's mime blowing

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My friend asked if I knew of any Middle Eastern countries…

I was like. Oman, I don’t know. Then I I was like, Yemen, I might be able to name a few.

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What did the Terminator say to Arwen after he arrived in Middle-earth?

Come with me if you want to, Liv Tyler.

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Why doesn’t Flock of Seagulls travel to the Middle East?

Because Iran’s so far away.

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My wife told me that this middle eastern themed flea market down the road got shut down over the weekend.

Well that’s bazaar, I thought.

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My wife woke me up in the middle of the night

She whispered in my ear, "our children are asleep do what you want"

I then went back to sleep

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A man was murdered in the middle-east yesterday

Cruel act of hummus-ide.

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I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards

I'm sure that must have been a record

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Stephen Kings' son Joe doesn't have a middle name.

He's just Joe King.

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My youngest daughter was diagnosed with scoliosis when she was 5. That’s the same time we began calling her by her middle name, Sarah.

Her first name is Eileen.

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What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?

The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out

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Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?

It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.

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I'm sure you've all heard about the ship stuck in the middle of the Suez canal

If I were that captain I'd be so ashamed I'd commit Suezside

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What do you call a middle-Eastern man who doesn't like Christmas?

Lebaneser Scrooge

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My middle name is Stevenson because my dads name is Steven and I’m his son.

So I guess you could say dad jokes are my middle name.

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I once traveled to the Middle East, and suddenly, someone threw a rock at me.

I ran.

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The girl is the middle of the tennis court

Is Annette

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I've been depreased recently, so my wife said she was going to make a selection of Middle Eastern food to help cheer me up.

Instead she just made me falafel.

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My friend got a role as an extra in a film. His job was to approach the lead actor and comb her hair away from the middle of her head...

It was a bit part.

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Going into the bathroom in the middle of the night trying not to wake up anybody is like a psychiatrist.

The pee is silent.

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What city in the Middle East doesn't require you to wear a face mask?

Damascus

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I have a really bad addiction to Middle Eastern food.

I can't help but falafel.

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When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.

It was a Shih Tzu

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Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts??? reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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What do you get when there is an oil spill in the middle of the ocean?

Black currents

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If I ever run a hotel, the free breakfast would be served from 7 tables all pushed together in the middle of the room.

It would be a Pangea breakfast

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What does the invisible man have in the middle of his face?

Nobody nose

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A man drew a line in the middle of himself to prove a point...

He was half right

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What would a 'magical (chain)saw which can sprint' be called in the realm of Middle-Earth?

Sauron

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Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

It’s the scenter.

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What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette

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Why is your nose in the middle of your face ?

Because it's the scenter

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I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.

I'm sure that must have been a record.

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