What was a very common name in the middle ages?
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
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I've been to the middle of nowhere before...
... turns out there's just a really big "h"
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Because it's the scenter.
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After all, they're only cumin.
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It was my goal to bury the body during a break in the middle of the show.
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Why did the baseball player leave to go to his moms house in the middle of the game?
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(Unintentional dad joke time. This was an actual conversation this evening between my wife and I as my middle schooler listened.) Me: Honey. I need a new bike helmet, but I donβt know what size. Would you measure my head for me?
Wife (holding the tape measure): Have you tried looking at Dickβs?
Middle schooler: Laughs uncontrollably
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Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?
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︎ Jun 01 2021
My friend asked if I knew of any Middle Eastern countriesβ¦
I was like. Oman, I donβt know. Then I I was like, Yemen, I might be able to name a few.
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︎ May 01 2021
What did the Terminator say to Arwen after he arrived in Middle-earth?
Come with me if you want to, Liv Tyler.
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︎ May 23 2021
Why doesnβt Flock of Seagulls travel to the Middle East?
Because Iranβs so far away.
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︎ May 02 2021
My wife told me that this middle eastern themed flea market down the road got shut down over the weekend.
Well thatβs bazaar, I thought.
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︎ May 31 2021
My wife woke me up in the middle of the night
She whispered in my ear, "our children are asleep do what you want"
I then went back to sleep
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︎ May 06 2021
A man was murdered in the middle-east yesterday
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards
I'm sure that must have been a record
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Stephen Kings' son Joe doesn't have a middle name.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
My youngest daughter was diagnosed with scoliosis when she was 5. Thatβs the same time we began calling her by her middle name, Sarah.
Her first name is Eileen.
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What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
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It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.
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If I were that captain I'd be so ashamed I'd commit Suezside
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My middle name is Stevenson because my dads name is Steven and Iβm his son.
So I guess you could say dad jokes are my middle name.
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︎ Mar 21 2021
The girl is the middle of the tennis court
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︎ Feb 06 2021
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Instead she just made me falafel.
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What city in the Middle East doesn't require you to wear a face mask?
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I have a really bad addiction to Middle Eastern food.
I can't help but falafel.
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When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.
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Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts???
reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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I'm sure that must have been a record.
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