Why was the fisherman caught in the middle of a stream with his pants down?
He couldn't tie his own fly.
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Why did historians used to refer to the middle ages as the "dark ages"?
Because there were so many knights.
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︎ Aug 04 2022
I was about to slap a mosquito thatβs still in the middle of sipping my blood...
But then I realised that we have exactly the same blood in our bodies. We are family now.
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︎ Sep 28 2022
I'm trying to remodel our bathroom, but my daughter keeps leaving her laundry basket right in the middle of the room.
She's really hampering my progress.
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︎ Oct 11 2022
Why didn't the power outlet let its middle pin go play with his friends?
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︎ Oct 08 2022
I cut my entire lawn except for a single strip down the middle.
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︎ Aug 14 2022
I live in the middle of Australia, thousands of kmβs from the ocean. Our school symbol is the dolphin.
Never understood the porpoise.
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︎ Sep 28 2022
In the Middle Ages, most blacksmiths would not only forge weapons, but also sell them directly from their own βsmithyβ shops instead of using a third-party merchant.
Classic example of he who smelt it dealt it.
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My family was driving out of a parking lot, and we almost ran into a median because it was really dark and in the middle of the parking lot. With zero hesitation, my dad yells
That medians mode was mean
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︎ Sep 13 2022
What do you call an old Spanish man who lives on a boat in the middle of the ocean?
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︎ Aug 05 2022
What Is Long Hard And Has Cum In The Middle
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︎ Jul 06 2022
What do you call it when the tailor measures the middle of your body two times?
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︎ Sep 29 2022
What do you call a woman in the middle of a tennis court?
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︎ Aug 21 2022
my mate from the middle east is terrified of spiders
He suffers from Iraqnaphhobia
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︎ Aug 30 2022
A few months ago, my wife decided to put a miniature Stallone doll on the middle of our bed.
Things have been Rocky between us ever since then.
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︎ Aug 05 2022
Which Middle Eastern country is the friendliest?
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︎ Sep 03 2022
What do you call cheap apartments in the Middle East?
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︎ Sep 01 2022
What's black and white and green in the middle?
Two zebras fighting over a pickle
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︎ Jul 10 2022
Why did the middle child inherit the family heating and cooling business?
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︎ Aug 31 2022
What do you call a New Yorker with a fever in the middle of winter?
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︎ Sep 01 2022
Stranded in the middle of nowhere in a small town in Japan, I was lucky that I still had a bit of leftover japanese currency.
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︎ Aug 27 2022
I met my would be wife in the middle of a flight when there was a ticket mix up that seated me next to her instead of with my friends.
It ended up being a blessing in da skies.
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︎ Aug 17 2022
I was confused why I was getting bad cell phone reception in the middle of a corn field
The field after all was all ears
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︎ Aug 13 2022
I went to the Middle East, and there were surprisingly many English speakers
Oman! I didnβt expect that.
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︎ Jul 08 2022
What did they call puberty in the middle ages?
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︎ Mar 09 2022
Three men are on a boat in the middle of the ocean. They have 4 cigarettes but no lighter.
So they throw a cigarette overboard, now the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
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︎ Aug 06 2022
Is the Middle East make-believe?
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︎ Aug 03 2022
I heard that in the Middle East it is now illegal to keep count of certain items
Theyβre calling it a tally ban
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︎ Jul 13 2022
Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader and in the middle of their epic lightsaber battle when Darth Vader saysβ¦
βLuke, I know what you are getting for your birthday.β
βNo!β shouts Luke, βYou canβt know what Iβm getting for my birthdayβ and launches an attack.
Darth Vader counters and says again, βLuke, I do know what you are getting for your birthday.β
βImpossible!β shouts Luke, βYou canβt possibly know what Iβm gettingβ and attacks again.
Vader calmly says again, βLuke, I really do know what you are getting for your birthdayβ¦ I felt your presents.β
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︎ Jul 16 2022
The LED stand keeps tipping over in the middle of my home improvement project.
I need to achieve better work-light balance.
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︎ Jul 25 2022
What do you get when you put the middle back in a donut?
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︎ Jun 14 2022
What's Rupert the Bear's middle name?
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︎ Jul 26 2022
Did you see the youngest kid from the show 'The Middle' riding the bicycle he got a great deal on after he spilled lemon juice on himself?
It was a good buy yellow Brick rode.
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︎ Jul 13 2022
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it's the scenter.
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︎ Jun 23 2022
Kings in the Middle Ages were only moderately horrendous.
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︎ Jul 04 2022
Which part of a rabbit is from the middle east?
Every part, heβs arab bit
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︎ Jun 26 2022
What language do people speak in the middle of the earth?
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︎ Jan 01 2022
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?
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︎ Sep 18 2021
What was a very common name in the middle ages?
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
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︎ Jun 24 2021
What did the middle eastern man tell his friend to narrate about the time he was chased by a dog?
Oman, Iran!
I'll see myself out.
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︎ Jun 15 2022
A man goes to Walmart and sets up a shop in the middle of the store.
He starts selling people big wooden walls, somebody who works there goes up to him and asks "Sir, you have to leave, you ant sell stuff in our own store." The man replies "Ma'am, don't worry, I'm saving you from a false advertising lawsuit."
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︎ Apr 27 2022
There are mixed feelings about the Flintstones across the Middle East....
The people from Dubai dont like them, but the people from Abu-Dhabi-Doooo
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︎ May 29 2022
What starts with 'W' and has 'n' in the middle, but ends with 't'.
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︎ Mar 12 2022
My chiropractor and I got into this terrible fight in the middle of my neck treatment.
Now I have to spend the rest of my life looking over my shoulder.
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︎ Feb 05 2022
What is long, hard, and has cum in the middle?
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