mhm ok
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👤︎ u/goingleft
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Mhm
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What starts with W, ends in T, and has two letters in between.

Just stating the obvious.

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I made an IRL dad joke a few weeks back...

and it may be my crowning achievement.

We did a delayed Christmas at the in-laws a few weekends back (COVID happened) and my FIL is the kind of jokester that does things like wrap one boot in one present for his wife and the other boot in another.

Mom-in-Law says, "look at him, stretching one gift into two...."

Father-in-law then opens a gift from her and it's a winter vest. Without missing a beat I say, "look who's stretching gifts now, where's the box with the sleeves!?"

I never post so I had to build karma before sharing but hopefully it was worth the wait!

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👤︎ u/luckduck53
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Why are leopards so bad at hiding?

No matter where they hide, they're always spotted

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I don't trust stairs

They are always up to something.

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What do they say in Paris, TX?

Oui-haw!

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👤︎ u/melon_lawd
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Dad joked by my in laws

I was at dinner with my family and I spoke up about Chris Squire dying recently and how he was a part of the band Yes.

My sister in law pipes up with: "Ahh, Yes, with their greatest hits: "Mhm" "Yep" "Okay"

With which my brother in law chimes in "There was also Affirmative but that was a little too nerdy for me."

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