Metal Alloy Puns

A list of puns related to "Metal Alloy"

Did you hear of that fake metal that was fraudulently sold to companies as "steel"? It turned out to be an alloy mostly made up of tin. Guess you can call it FORGED steel
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👤︎ u/figgerer
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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Iron Man and the Silver Surfer is teaming up for the next movie to fight crime.

They are alloys.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 24 2018
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Ironing Shirts

When I don't have time to iron a shirt, I just steel one.

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👤︎ u/Munchy2x2
📅︎ Jan 08 2015
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My girlfriend and I were talking about metals last night

She said, "I can't believe steel is not a metal. My life is ruined. It's all a lie."

I replied, " you mean, it's all alloy."

She is still not speaking to me.

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👤︎ u/bombayduck2
📅︎ Nov 09 2014
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