Nothing like relaxing on the couch with a nice mer-loaf imgur.com/dhhpBGM
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What do you call an old ghost?

A boo-mer (also tell me if this joke has been done before)

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What do you call a mermaid's bounty hunter?

A mer-cenary!

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In Despicable Me, why does Kyle always look so taken care of?

His owner is a Gru-mer

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What's the difference between a woman who plays Fortnite and a lesbian mermaid?

One's a gamer girl, the other's a gay mer-girl

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I found a new bakery today, but they only sell 11 loaves a day.

It's called A Leaven Bread.

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What โ€œcomedianโ€ has the most kinds of feet attire?

Amy Shoe-mer

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I remembered a dadjoke from when i was young.

In sweden we have this drink called Mer. which translates into More.

I was sick and home from school drinking a mer. When it was out my dad popped in with a shit eating grin and said: Do you want some more?

Long groan from me and mother.

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