I ordered eggs over-easy but I got two mediums.

So I had a nice breakfast chat with my ancestors. In stereo.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
🚨︎ report
Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/LatcuTM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
🚨︎ report
Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/LatcuTM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
🚨︎ report
A Medium Rare Pun
πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/insteadoflattes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
🚨︎ report
What does a medium who wears rose-colored glasses say?

I see red people

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
🚨︎ report
Why do I always cook my deer meat at medium rare instead of medium?

There is so much more flavor that way, It’s really a game changer.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DarnOldTramp
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
🚨︎ report
I like mine medium-rare
πŸ‘︎ 440
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TakenUsername72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
🚨︎ report
Steak jokes are a rare medium well done.

Nevermind, that was raw. Let me cook something else up.

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/HauntedHatBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
🚨︎ report
At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium rare steak and my boss said, β€œI like it well done!”

I said, β€œThanks. That means a lot to me.”

πŸ‘︎ 42
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
🚨︎ report
I used to go out with a girl who was a medium, a clairvoyant and a psychic.

I broke it off because she said she was seeing other people all the time.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
🚨︎ report
Two mediums walk into a bar.

They share spirits.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/lonelylilacs
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
🚨︎ report
I bought a dozen medium eggs yesterday.

They keep telling me I have an eggs-cellent future ahead of me if I would just break out of my shell.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/madman42q
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
🚨︎ report
Everyone braging about big Dicks, well I have a medium Dick, it can talk to ghosts
πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Bjaguarr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
🚨︎ report
Where’s medium
πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/notnoobmaster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
🚨︎ report
First part- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/ehsmyy/so_this_happened_in_a_gc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
🚨︎ report
My wife's been re-watching the TV show 'Medium'...

I asked her if she'd seen the hard-to-find special season they made towards the end of the show's run.

She gave me a puzzled and intrigued look and wanted to know more info on it.

I told her I believe that specific season is commonly called 'Medium Rare'.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/braxistExtremist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
🚨︎ report
Why did the medium cross the road?

To speak to the other side!

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
🚨︎ report
I'm very disappointed with my medium fries

These aren't medium, they are not spicy at all!

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/analytik
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
🚨︎ report
A woman was missing her her dead husband, so she went to see a medium.

The Medium started a seance and said, in a sing-song voice, "John, if you are with us, please say something".

The Ouija board immediately started spelling out: S-O-M-E-T-H-...

Wife: THAT'S HIM!!!

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
🚨︎ report
Why there is Medium Salsa
πŸ‘︎ 44
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tgprophet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
🚨︎ report
How does a medium contact a dead window washer?

With a squeegee board

πŸ‘︎ 58
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jbholt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
🚨︎ report
Why are puns the only joke medium that are measured in how good they are by how volitole the reaction is?
πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SirRettfordIII
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
🚨︎ report
When short people smoke weed do they get high or medium?

Asking for a mate

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/faix_pass
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
🚨︎ report
My wife likes her eggs over medium; I like my eggs over easy

Different yolks for different folks

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/blisterson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
🚨︎ report
It was about rape so the pun is better. Original post https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/bq2qvn/peta_parent_freaks_out_at_my_animal_abusing_ways/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFluDisease
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
🚨︎ report
I went to a restaurant with two friends the other day one of them ordered a rare steak and the other asked for a medium rare steak. When we got our food they had each other's steaks,

I then instinctively yelled "I guess this was just a big 'mistake'"

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/GriffinGelz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
🚨︎ report
Small Medium at Large youtube.com/watch?v=HuHyQ…
πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/polydicks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
🚨︎ report
Television is a medium

Because anything we'll done is rare

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Rigatavr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
🚨︎ report
As a very fat man I took my kids horseback riding. I placed my youngest on a small horse and it huffed a bit. I put my oldest on a medium horse and it huffed a bit. I walked over to a rather large horse and tried to get up on it. His eyes got big...

And he went "Neigh! Neigh!"

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHobbitPimp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
🚨︎ report
What is a pirate's favorite kind of data storage medium?

A CD-R.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AmEv
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
🚨︎ report
I was skeptical about psychic mediums...

So I ended up getting psychic larges instead.

πŸ‘︎ 24
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
🚨︎ report
What did the Medium say at the fatherhood convention?

I see dad people.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/C0okie5
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
🚨︎ report
Why is television called a communications medium?

Because it is neither rare nor well done.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthEwok42
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2016
🚨︎ report
I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, β€œI like it well done.”

I said, β€œThanks. That means a lot.”

πŸ‘︎ 8k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
🚨︎ report
Why did the medium cross the road?

To talk to the other side

πŸ‘︎ 69
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jdollard333
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
🚨︎ report
Steak puns are a rare medium well done
πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
🚨︎ report
Any steak puns in the house? I hear they are a rare medium well done...
πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/helrob21
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
🚨︎ report
A steak pun is a rare medium well done
πŸ‘︎ 23
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/I_smell_awesome
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
🚨︎ report
Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Darth_Yohanan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
🚨︎ report
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
🚨︎ report
Why did the Psychic Medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/wallagm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
🚨︎ report
Steak puns are a medium rare well done.
πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ComixBoox
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
🚨︎ report
I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend.

He said, "I like it well done."

I said, "Thanks, that means a lot."

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/_Trky
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
🚨︎ report
Everbody is talking about his big dick, but I have a medium penis.

It can talk to ghosts.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/smoochie100
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2016
🚨︎ report
A streak pun is a rare medium well done.
πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/OutsideCreativ
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2015
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.