Medical License Puns

A list of puns related to "Medical License"

Why did the doctor lose his medical license?

Because he lost patience!

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👤︎ u/eckity
📅︎ Jul 24 2012
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What do you call the medically licensed crew of a ship that has never been attacked on its own deck?

Doctors without boarders

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👤︎ u/hurrpancakes
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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Why was the butcher arrested?

He was curing hams without a medical license.

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👤︎ u/zdws19
📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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