Social media pun
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Have you heard the joke about social media?
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︎ Oct 28 2021
What four social media platforms does Oscar the Grouch use?
Wastebook, Binstagram, Scrapchat and Litter!
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︎ Oct 16 2021
Where is the only place the Social Media Influencer could get a job?
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︎ Oct 28 2021
What social media does Captain Hook refuse to use?
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︎ Aug 07 2021
I got my Virgin Media broadband connected today, and I'm very sad that my friend didn't appreciate my pun. Is it that bad?
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︎ Jul 13 2021
Afghanistan has a brand new social media platform, but I've already managed to get kicked off if it.
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︎ Sep 08 2021
What social media do Smores use?
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︎ Aug 07 2021
What social media platform does Captain Hook refuse to use?
Tik tok, tik tok, tik tokβ¦.
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︎ Aug 19 2021
My friend is addicted to taking pictures of his breakfast and posting it on social media.
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︎ Jul 17 2021
What is a favorite social media platform for parasites?
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︎ Jul 15 2021
My neighbor is stalking me by looking me up on Google and checking my social media every hour
I saw it through my telescope last night
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︎ May 02 2021
A psychology student decided to see if she had more followers if she dressed sluttily on social media.
It was a thot experiment.
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︎ Jul 08 2021
Whatβs a junkies favorite social media app?
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︎ Jul 04 2021
What do you call a minty horse on social media?
A tik tok tic tac clip clop.
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︎ May 20 2021
what did the doctor say to the man with the social media addiction?
I am very sorry sir, I am afraid your condition is not tweetable....
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︎ Apr 13 2021
I'm a utilitarian when it comes to social media.
The ends justify the memes.
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︎ Apr 13 2021
Social media issues
The other day I Stumbledupon my Instagram and lost Pinterest
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︎ Apr 14 2021
My friend gave me a book about social media as a gift.
Unfortunately, I already Reddit.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What do you call a reptile that's always starting shit on social media?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What do you call a social media influencer who can also write code?
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︎ Feb 15 2021
What social media platform do chickens enjoy?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
what's the most well-known cake in social media?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
I heard Mike Tyson will be launching a Christian dedicated social media site.
He's calling it "Faithbook".
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︎ Dec 17 2020
If all social media came to an end
It would be post apocalyptic
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︎ Dec 16 2020
One should not recorder this kind of thing on social media
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I'm thinking about starting a social media network for chickens
But not as a full-time job, just as a way to make hens meet.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
For my birthday, my wife got me a book about social media.
It was a sweet gesture, but I already reddit.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
What do social media and dancing former vice presidents have in common?
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︎ Sep 18 2020
Why did people stop going to physical media distributors?
>!Cause it was a CD place!!<
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︎ Sep 26 2020
One should not recorder this kind of thing on social media.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I was hired to fix tires at the bike shop, but I'd rather be their media guy.
I guess I'm more of a spokesman.
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︎ May 21 2020
How do you measure a social media influencerβs popularity?
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︎ May 13 2020
All these deadly viruses we should be worried about, but when it comes to media attention...
... corona takes the crown
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︎ Mar 09 2020
If Post Malone uploads a photo of himself on social media...
Does he therefore Post Malone?
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︎ May 03 2020
A nuclear power plant put up a new sign outside that read, "Post your positive reviews of us on social media!"
They were just fission for compliments.
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︎ Jun 19 2020
This year is a godsend for every optometrist's social media marketing campaign.
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︎ Jan 04 2020
The media are now only using email to transfer information
They donβt care about fax anymore
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︎ Mar 30 2020
The media says that video games is a main cause for mass shootings
But really, it's music that causes gun violins
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︎ Nov 29 2019
If a painter records videos of himself painting and posts them on social media,
is he considered a recording artist?
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︎ Jun 14 2020
Thanos has a favorite social media
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︎ May 01 2019
What do you call someone whoβs paid to share videos of them self sneezing on social media?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Why did the military general refuse to use social media?
It was his personal creed to never surrender or retweet.
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︎ Mar 23 2020
What do you call a bear who takes a break from social media?
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︎ Apr 28 2020
They say you shouldnβt trust the media because that influences how you see the world...
In reality, you canβt trust light bulb manufacturers because they only show you what you want to see.
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︎ Feb 10 2020
That Social Media Book?Already Reddit.
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︎ Apr 07 2019
What did the media say to the Kardashian after she culturally appropriated a Japanese dress?
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︎ Mar 02 2020
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