I heard Mike Tyson will be launching a Christian dedicated social media site.
He's calling it "Faithbook".
If all social media came to an end
It would be post apocalyptic
Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
I love social media, I can offend thousands of people all at once...
Back in my day, I had to do it one at a time.
I'm thinking about starting a social media network for chickens
But not as a full-time job, just as a way to make hens meet.
What do social media and dancing former vice presidents have in common?
Why did people stop going to physical media distributors?
>!Cause it was a CD place!!<
For my birthday, my wife got me a book about social media.
It was a sweet gesture, but I already reddit.
One should not recorder this kind of thing on social media
Because I am not allowed to post media
https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/ii7t65/his_jokes_arent_always_bad/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
One should not recorder this kind of thing on social media.
I was hired to fix tires at the bike shop, but I'd rather be their media guy.
I guess I'm more of a spokesman.
A nuclear power plant put up a new sign outside that read, "Post your positive reviews of us on social media!"
They were just fission for compliments.
How do you measure a social media influencer’s popularity?
If Post Malone uploads a photo of himself on social media...
Does he therefore Post Malone?
All these deadly viruses we should be worried about, but when it comes to media attention...
... corona takes the crown
If a painter records videos of himself painting and posts them on social media,
is he considered a recording artist?
What do you call a bear who takes a break from social media?
The media are now only using email to transfer information
They don’t care about fax anymore
What do you call someone who’s paid to share videos of them self sneezing on social media?
Why did the military general refuse to use social media?
It was his personal creed to never surrender or retweet.
This year is a godsend for every optometrist's social media marketing campaign.
They say you shouldn’t trust the media because that influences how you see the world...
In reality, you can’t trust light bulb manufacturers because they only show you what you want to see.
What did the media say to the Kardashian after she culturally appropriated a Japanese dress?
The media says that video games is a main cause for mass shootings
But really, it's music that causes gun violins
Spider lists its profession on social media
What social media app do cows use?
Found on social media...
I've got some racing geese to give away...
Let me know if you want to take a quick gander.
I'm going on a social media fast
I'll see you all next year ✌️
Thanos has a favorite social media
That Social Media Book?Already Reddit.
I hate social media, honestly
I got a social media account a while back.
What is Thanos' favorite social media playform?
My Son asked if I wanted a book about Social Media
I told him: “No thanks I already Reddit”
If the media finds drama with Prince Charles, is that Royal-tea?
My friend is a pretty unsuccessful farmer. But he tries a lot to promote his business on social media by providing a new profile picture every 3 months. Unfortunately the picture always seems to have his head or side chopped off a bit.
Another season, another bad crop.
I tried making an anti social media platform.
But it never went anywhere.
State of social media today.
Did you hear about the social media app the D.E.A made?
Have you heard of the new book about social media?
My social media news feed keeps showing a former vice president dancing to a beat...
... It must be Facebook's Al Gore rhythms.
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