There was a fish who wanted to be a broadcaster

Until he went on air and died

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFatChops
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Did you hear about the broadcasters in the aeroplane?

They're on air now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealComradeMeep
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Colorado Rockies broadcaster just us

"You know, if they lost the first game of the season they wouldn't be able to sell beer the rest of the year"

"Why's that?"

"Cause they would have lost the opener"

Edit: Format

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMAconman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2015
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I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled

Too bad it’s Payperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Did you know that there was a wedding that was broadcast over the radio?

The ceremony turned out wonderful but the reception was awful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRXAU
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What do you call a regular potato broadcasting sports?

A common tater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LEGOF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Hey did you hear that ESPN is broadcasting the 2020 Origami competition?

I heard it's pay per view...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k-810
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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My Friend Told Me He Identifies As A Broadcasting Radio Station

I told him β€œYou can’t be Sirius”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peperule34
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Did you hear that Ireland is going to begin broadcasting their own version of "Southpark"?

It's going to be set in Kilkenny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bolthead88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2017
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Did you hear about the radio personality who murdered his only son while broadcasting because he didn't want him to receive any inheritance?

There was a lot of Dead heir on that show.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthearistocrat
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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A man broadcast himself reciting a single line of Shakespeare to various galaxies beyond our own.

The man’s performance was universal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carter16891
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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Listening to the Orioles radio broadcast:

The broadcaster, Joe Angel, said in reference to the Tampa Rays starting pitcher Jake Odorizzi:

"When he retires, he should start a business selling deodorant and call it Odor-Eazy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esvadude
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2014
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During last nights broadcast

http://imgur.com/osWCERj

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monroeshton
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2013
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My dad never texts me. Today at 7:26 AM, he sends this

"I have kleptomania. Sometimes when it gets really bad, I take something for it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benbernards
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2015
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I pee in the shower

http://i.imgur.com/tqIGE3y.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ayo99
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2015
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MISSION IMPUNSIBLE

Reddit, I need your collective minds to create puns based on a certain word, which is below. The pun that Reddit and I both enjoy most will be broadcasted for the world to see. Have fun!

WORD: Flour

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctrexrhino
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2017
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Got My Dad Yesterday

We were sitting on the couch, watching the news. The station my parents watch ends every broadcast with a nice picture someone sent in/whatever of part of the country (Canada.) The newscaster always says, "tonight's 'your Canada' is so-and-so."
So that part rolls around and she says, "Tonight's your Canada is so-and-so, Newfoundland and Labrador."
I turn to my old man and say, "How can they say it's Newfoundland and labrador if they're only showing one picture?"

He did not manage to hold back the chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seniorscubasquid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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My Dad just said this, I kid you not...

"I thought about going into broadcasting, but I couldn't throw the women very far..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blaurot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2014
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"Hot mic."

My wife, in-laws and I have a guest family on board our boat, fishing. It's part of a charity event.

Someone comes over the radio, "someone has a hot mic," meaning someones radio is unintentionally broadcasting.

I sprang into my action, because well, my name is Mike.

I looked at my wife who's across the boat, and so everyone can hear, "You have a hot Mike!"

My wife gave me a dirty look, my father-in-law​ laughed. Success.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MickCJ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2017
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What do you do to a female news anchor who breaks a leg?

You put her in a broadcast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Travelertwo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2016
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Religious Sports Radio

Listening to the Notre Dame football game on XM; turns out it was being broadcast on a catholic satellite radio station.

I said, "That's weird. Football isn't even that religious of a sport!"

My dad replied, "Nope. Lacrosse is!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/delsol10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2015
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I couldn't be prouder of my wife.

Watching the local news and they come to their end of the broadcast fluff piece. Tonight it was about a farmer growing a 2000lb pumpkin.

Me: "Wow"

Her: "Oh my gourd!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DV8_2XL
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2014
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There was a fish who wanted to be a broadcaster

There was a fish who wanted to be a broadcaster, he went on air, and died

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trumpet123yt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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