A list of puns related to "Broadcaster"
Until he went on air and died
They're on air now
"You know, if they lost the first game of the season they wouldn't be able to sell beer the rest of the year"
"Why's that?"
"Cause they would have lost the opener"
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All they say is proper gander. Goose news!
Just as I feared... fake newts everywhere!
Too bad it’s Payperview
A common tater.
I heard it's pay per view...
I told him “You can’t be Sirius”
It's going to be set in Kilkenny.
There was a lot of Dead heir on that show.
The man’s performance was universal.
The broadcaster, Joe Angel, said in reference to the Tampa Rays starting pitcher Jake Odorizzi:
"When he retires, he should start a business selling deodorant and call it Odor-Eazy."
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"I have kleptomania. Sometimes when it gets really bad, I take something for it."
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WORD: Flour
We were sitting on the couch, watching the news. The station my parents watch ends every broadcast with a nice picture someone sent in/whatever of part of the country (Canada.) The newscaster always says, "tonight's 'your Canada' is so-and-so."
So that part rolls around and she says, "Tonight's your Canada is so-and-so, Newfoundland and Labrador."
I turn to my old man and say, "How can they say it's Newfoundland and labrador if they're only showing one picture?"
He did not manage to hold back the chuckle.
"I thought about going into broadcasting, but I couldn't throw the women very far..."
You put her in a broadcast.
Listening to the Notre Dame football game on XM; turns out it was being broadcast on a catholic satellite radio station.
I said, "That's weird. Football isn't even that religious of a sport!"
My dad replied, "Nope. Lacrosse is!"
Watching the local news and they come to their end of the broadcast fluff piece. Tonight it was about a farmer growing a 2000lb pumpkin.
Me: "Wow"
Her: "Oh my gourd!"
There was a fish who wanted to be a broadcaster, he went on air, and died
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