What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike?
The water break...
Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.
I think itβs so important to keep speeches short and meaningful, I just stand up and say plethora
It means a lot
My girlfriend says she loves all the meaningful subreddits on reddit
what a showerthot
Someone showed me a meaningful quote on Instagram
I told him I already reddit
I hate when my heater says something that sounds meaningful
But it turns out to just be blowing hot air
What did the hulk say during speed dating
In hulk voice: "hulk tired of just smashing, hulk want meaningful relationship
Can someone check my pun about investing?
Hi, I'm the president of a high school club called future investors and I need a few puns to accompany an advertisement on facebook/instagram.
Here it is: "Invest your time into something meaningful.. like FUTURE INVESTORS! I promise that you won't be a-loan, as you'll form a lot of bonds (and hopefully have a high ROI) by joining! Don't be a laughing stock and come to our first meeting on 9/19"
