Dad: "It wasn't that long for a Catholic wedding, they didn't do a full mass."

Me: "Oh so they half-massed it"?

Groans all around. (This happened 5 minutes ago)

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👤︎ u/anyburger
📅︎ Sep 06 2016
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Dad Dropped This One Last Night

My mom owns a store where she does flower arrangements and cakes in a small town where everyone gets married in the same Catholic church. We were sitting around when she informed us that a cousin asked her about being her wedding planner.

Mom: "Honestly, I wouldn't mind doing it. I'm tired of seeing people mess up the ceremonies because no one knows where to go."

Dad: "Sounds like mass confusion."

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👤︎ u/enjay1984
📅︎ Jul 25 2014
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